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Dec 25 2004, 01:33 AM
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An Asian guy is having his snack (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American : "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??" Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don`t. In the States, we only eat what`sinside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia." The American has a smirk on his face. The Asian guy listens in silence. The American persists: "do you eatjelly with the bread??" Asian : "Of Course." American : (cracking his gum between his teethand chuckling). "We don`t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia." Asian ( pissed off) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American : "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Asian : And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?" American : "We throw them away, of course." Asian : "We don`t. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America." |
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1--GIRL Smart Asian Dec 25 2004, 01:33 AM
Flip-o-Matic XD that's hella funny. go ASIANS!!... Dec 25 2004, 01:37 AM
i ami_am ROLF YAY!!hahaha thats a good one Dec 25 2004, 01:39 AM
DaTru KataLYST haha good one! Dec 25 2004, 01:05 PM
Skyline Drive HAHAHA good one. Dec 25 2004, 01:10 PM
largosama down with racists!!!!!! xD Dec 25 2004, 06:37 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 OOOOOOOO GO AZN DUDE!!! lol thatw as f... Dec 25 2004, 09:25 PM
azn_r4pf4n AHAHAHA! REUSE THEM, LOL!!! Dec 25 2004, 09:30 PM
roberts_pink_drums brighten up my moment Dec 26 2004, 12:30 AM
jambaJUICE hahaha. very smart Dec 26 2004, 12:31 AM
tainted_angel Rofl.
Y'know how we do. Dec 26 2004, 12:37 AM
the_crox lol Dec 26 2004, 02:05 AM
wind&fire [WARNING] gum may cause artificail insemination Dec 26 2004, 02:09 AM
electric shock Proud to be an asian, huh? Dec 26 2004, 03:43 AM
anqie lmao. Dec 26 2004, 04:25 AM
relicwcircuits HAHAHA, good one Dec 26 2004, 12:07 PM
pnai4eva lmao i heard that joke b4 but it was still funny... Dec 26 2004, 02:42 PM
ohBrian hahah artificial flavored hahaa Dec 26 2004, 03:16 PM
EXPLO5ION lmao smart dude Dec 26 2004, 05:39 PM
HikaruTakekawa haha smart asian Dec 27 2004, 04:41 PM
audory ROFL
LMAO Dec 27 2004, 05:43 PM
mirage LOLZ, that asian kid is smart. Dec 27 2004, 07:01 PM
sheepy rofls Dec 28 2004, 06:22 PM
literemix24 LOL! oh God thisz isz hilariousz. seriouszly. ... Jan 1 2005, 02:38 PM
xtransatlanticismx that's awesome. Jan 2 2005, 09:08 PM
weirdness lmao
im chewing gum right now. Jan 2 2005, 09:24 PM
Mireh lmao.
haha Jan 2 2005, 10:18 PM
Shortiiex go ASIAN!!! i hope that's not true... Jan 3 2005, 03:12 PM
Levy2k6 that's messed up. lol. Jan 3 2005, 03:18 PM
lilteardrop HAHAH go azns! Jan 4 2005, 03:37 PM
kz10683 Asians just owned the Americans. SO REMEMBER: DON... Jan 5 2005, 01:01 AM
indykid845 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jan 6 2005, 08:21 PM
x-klutzibabi-x HAHAHAHHA! oooo! The American dude just go... Jan 7 2005, 10:00 PM
MzShortieAlli hahahah good comebak Jan 8 2005, 01:39 PM
N1Pp0N_pRyD3 HA HA HA =D Jan 8 2005, 04:14 PM
tofuburger hahahahha...asian pride, biznatch! Jan 9 2005, 02:32 AM
Funky Buddha ROFL! Jan 9 2005, 02:39 AM
xiNxlOvexO4 LMAO.
smart asian. =] Jan 9 2005, 06:27 PM
pinayprincess haha Jan 9 2005, 07:42 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY hahahahah nice joke Jan 9 2005, 07:51 PM
lilxroxy thats so smart!! Jan 10 2005, 07:13 AM
miss barnes awww...im sad...not asian...well i think this woul... Jan 10 2005, 05:49 PM
chantel314 Haha Jan 15 2005, 05:38 AM
jummony DAMN STRAIGHT!GO ASIANS GO! Jan 15 2005, 10:53 PM
Mini awwww. that's a nice comeback. haha Jan 15 2005, 10:57 PM
D1SMANTLED LMFAO!!! I LOVE THIS JOKE!!... Jan 16 2005, 10:36 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine Lmao. Go asians! Jan 17 2005, 05:05 PM
Chihiro AZN PRIDE!! lolz Feb 1 2005, 08:32 PM
Frankie he he! damn americans! Feb 2 2005, 05:51 PM
inorocks lol, that dude is smart.. haha Feb 3 2005, 12:51 PM
sweetdreamsx3 Omg, I LOVE THIS JOKE! I've been meaning t... Feb 6 2005, 10:23 PM
SMUSHiENESS haha that one was good. the asian dude had a great... Feb 9 2005, 08:46 PM
mai_smallturtle azns rule! :D yay..thats funny.. Feb 9 2005, 11:21 PM
mysticalazxn that funny. go asian pride!!!!1 Feb 10 2005, 05:37 PM
dreamstar7 that's funny. asians rule! Feb 10 2005, 07:18 PM
teeners__15 asian pride Feb 10 2005, 08:26 PM
ermfermoo hahahaha. I'm not asian but that's hilario... Feb 10 2005, 08:32 PM
someflipguy haha i saw that one coming.... Feb 11 2005, 01:11 PM
PrideOfAzia hahahahahaha!! thats hilarious! Feb 11 2005, 04:04 PM
exbhai As the quote from Harold and Kumar goes;
"Th... Feb 13 2005, 02:33 AM
ItzOnlySydney that actually made me laugh! that NEVER happen... Feb 13 2005, 02:39 AM
Wishful_Dream whew. that made me laugh even though i read it som... Feb 13 2005, 06:40 AM
Outloved Lol that's awesome. Feb 13 2005, 06:47 AM
literemix24 yay! lol go asiansz. x] Feb 20 2005, 01:24 PM
xbr0kensmil3 lol, didn't see that coming. Feb 20 2005, 02:19 PM
BitterSweetness LAUGH OUT LOUD...i'm not racist or anything bu... Feb 20 2005, 08:06 PM
aicilah999 lol thats funny..azns rock! HEHEEH..ALL AZNS A... Feb 20 2005, 08:29 PM
MiLKDUD_DOKiE lmao Feb 20 2005, 11:07 PM
gigglez w00t go asians!! Feb 22 2005, 03:32 PM
Litobabygurl88 hahaha
I thought that one was funny. Feb 22 2005, 05:26 PM
Animelover113 hahahahaha! good one! Feb 22 2005, 11:47 PM
chaneun hahahahaa roffle Feb 23 2005, 04:11 PM
videogamsta since i am korean.... GO AZN'S ALL THE WAY lol Feb 24 2005, 05:03 PM
tofuburger freaking hilarious...asian ppl are awesome. Feb 26 2005, 05:22 AM![]() ![]() |