bad music, who sucks and why Options

[SoaDyPOP]

Here is my short little list of terribly horrible bands/singers. I've constructed it from my own experience. I have also made it a point to listen to more than one song by each of these bands, so you can't try to convict me as being wrong. After y'all read mine, post your own!

New Found Glory. Simply the worst band I have ever heard. How bout they stop singing out of their noses, and then resign from the music industry?
Simple Plan. Another nasal band. Get a better voice, and speed up your songs.
Led Zeppelin. They are not heavy. They are not metal. They are not heavy metal. So, why do people claim otherwise?
Yellowcard. Nasal bands need to stop being signed. Lose that violin or whatever the hex it is.
Avril Lavigne. I feel like I'm in Yodelville whenever I hear her.
Metallica. They just plain suck.
Blink 182. Too poppy.
Good Charlotte. Too trying-to-be-gothic.
Hoobastank. A terrible voice -&- terribly slow songs.
Nickelback. Wow. Don't even get me started.
Finger Eleven. This band is great if you wanna be bored out of your mind. Speed it up and get verses to your songs. 5 minutes of the same music and lyrics does not make a good song.
Godsmack. They sound like a pack of monks.
Limp Bizkit. Jesus Christ. No, no. Just no.
Evanescence. Frankly, I'm not very fond of opera. I also hate spelling the band name. Let's get a few more e's and s/c sounds in there.
Jet. His voice is annoying. The music is annoying. The songs are dumb -&- pointless.
Linkin Park. Bands with more than 4 or 5 people in it aren't worth it. Besides Ill Nino, and still, Ill Nino isn't the greatest. Anyway, 6 white band members all trying to rap & the singer sounds like a rat climbed in his throat and died, causing him to have to sing out of his nose. Nasal -&- rap. The two worst things you could possibly combine together.
Beastie Boys. All their songs sound the same. They are just another band of white rappers. Are they senior citizens yet?

I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Offending people is what I do best, even if it's unintentional.

[comeupon]

I'm sorry but that Led Zeppelin comment was just one of the most ignorant comments I've ever read ...

Led Zeppelin started the whole birth of "Heavy Metal" .... if anything, they are the definition of heavy metal and should definitely not be defined under a certain genre.

And that Linkin Park comment was also very ignorant of you .... first of all, they aren't all white if you hadn't noticed .... and second, they are good at what they do. I don't necessarily like them .... but they're at the top of their game now. There's a difference between bad and not liking someone.

First of all Zeppelin did not, have not, and should not ever be credited for heavy metal. Alice Cooper and the Spiders started metal and put out the first great record. Zeppelin did nothing for it, sure they helped give heavy metal a name with bands like Black Sabbath and Deep Purple, but become an inspiration to the low life mainstream bands that gave metal a bad name all the way through the 80s and early 90s. I can credit Zeppelin for being one of the best hard rock bands, but in no way metal. Metal wasnt truley metal until Black Sabbath started influencing bands like Corrosion of Conformity. Linkin park is bull, they cant play their instruments and they are not good at what they do. They are a rock band, not a rap group. Mixing the two would be like mixing emo and punk. It simply dosnt work.