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 Nov 23 2004, 10:57 PM
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The Truth About Men:
1. The nice men are UGLY. 2. The handsome men are NOT nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are GAY. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are MARRIED. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have NO money. 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, THINK we are only after their money 7. The handsome men without money are AFTER our money. 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, DON`T think we are beautiful enough 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are COWARDS 10. The somewhat not-so-handsome men, with lots of money are not nice and very Cocky 11.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 12. The men who never make the first move, automatically LOSE interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it`s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you`d like to have dinner with.  I'm not sure if this has been up but if it did, put it to death
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Dec 23 2004, 11:14 PM
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hahhah that is funny!!! but only somewhat true.
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1--GIRL the truth about men Nov 23 2004, 10:57 PM
lylbabyblooz that's interesting. Nov 23 2004, 11:27 PM niez_cho *lol* that's so sad.
It might be better if I ... Nov 24 2004, 05:55 AM me_myself_andi2003 LOL thats true!! im like no.3!!... Nov 25 2004, 11:52 AM dani41790 lol thats funny and very interesting Nov 25 2004, 06:19 PM tungtwista lol where tha f did u get this lol Nov 25 2004, 06:21 PM xsilent_kidx i really dont like this at all but its not really ... Nov 25 2004, 06:24 PM Statistik Interesting but..is it really true? Nov 26 2004, 12:56 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Nov 26 2004, 12:56 PM)Inte... Nov 26 2004, 08:48 PM mirage well, some of it make sense =) Nov 27 2004, 01:57 PM electric shock some if it aren't true.. but muahah most of... Nov 27 2004, 06:10 PM EXPLO5ION very interesting...... Nov 27 2004, 06:56 PM inquisitive_ Some of it is actually true. How sad! Nov 27 2004, 07:02 PM LiLaZnGirL122 ahahah thats tru!! oMG lol Nov 28 2004, 12:05 AM lyin_in_wait i got lost after #7 to many words like...yea nvm i... Dec 17 2004, 08:21 PM xbr0kensmil3 oh yea number 3 is so right Dec 18 2004, 12:05 PM angel-roh ehh it's hard to understand us girls too for g... Dec 18 2004, 12:28 PM tyedyefroggy lol, awesomeness Dec 18 2004, 07:52 PM MyChemicalRomance. how confusing Dec 18 2004, 11:52 PM tootsie_kiddo sounds accurate to me... lol Dec 23 2004, 11:21 AM Frankie i'm a guy and i don't understand myself so... Dec 23 2004, 11:23 AM aRtIfIcIaLbLoNdE some of those arent true..but they are funny (and ... Dec 23 2004, 05:21 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 haha..that took careful planning and hours of expe... Dec 23 2004, 11:19 PM 177emories thats a good one seems soooo true toooo Dec 23 2004, 11:39 PM
literemix24 lol..wow..lol x[ seemsz true..so far. Jan 1 2005, 03:17 PM |
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