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a girls first time..., read this...=]
fnkymunkay
post Dec 22 2004, 07:01 PM
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: *a girls first time*
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> (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
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>
>
> It's your first time. As you lie back your
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> muscles tighten. You put him
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> off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
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> ;refuses to be swayed as he
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> approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
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> shake your head bravely.
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> He has had more experience, but it's the first
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> time his finger has found
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> the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
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> your body tenses; but
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> he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
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> deeply within your eyes
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> and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
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> times before. His cool
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> smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
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> ;more room for an easy
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> entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
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> but he slowly takes his
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> time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
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> possible. As he presses
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> ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
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> way; pain surges throughout
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> your body and you feel the slight trickle of
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> blood as he continues. He
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> looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
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> painful.Your eyes are
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> filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
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> for him to go on. He
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> begins going in and out with skill but you are
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> now too numb to feel him
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> within you. After a few moments, you feel
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> something bursting within you and
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> he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
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> have it over. He looks
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> at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
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> chuckle; that you have been
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> his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
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> You smile and thank your
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> dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
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> a tooth pulled.
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> Naughty, Naughty!
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> What were you thinkin' ?
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> PERVERT
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> I know what you were thinking!
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> YOU MUST SEND THIS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE AND
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> YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT
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> IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU
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> LOVE DEEPLY
>
>
>

lol u guys don't have to do the chain letter..but u gotta admit that was funnny! laugh.gif
 
 
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yay its bronchy
post Dec 22 2004, 09:00 PM
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haha i heard something like that b4.. but it was a diff story.. i cant remember which one tho.


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fnkymunkay   a girls first time...   Dec 22 2004, 07:01 PM
basick   old   Dec 22 2004, 07:02 PM
MyChemicalRomance.   i heard that one like.. 4 years ago   Dec 22 2004, 07:03 PM
MyVermilionPlague   Yeah, I've heard basically all of these things...   Dec 22 2004, 07:05 PM
x____duckii   Okay, I'm a pervert, but it's still funny.   Dec 22 2004, 07:05 PM
fnkymunkay   ok well i barely heard of it rite now ok...gosh i ...   Dec 22 2004, 07:08 PM
sunissed14127   Yeah, like others said, that pretty old.   Dec 22 2004, 07:10 PM
lilteardrop   lol first time hearing it :]   Dec 22 2004, 07:49 PM
Euphoria Rose   Eh. I heard this a long time ago.   Dec 22 2004, 08:03 PM
stephinika   yeah i heard this a long time ago...there's an...   Dec 22 2004, 08:06 PM
Azarel   ..should be in humor forum, yeah?   Dec 22 2004, 08:06 PM
Xerohedra   Lol thats funny. Haha.   Dec 22 2004, 08:16 PM
roberts_pink_drums   Wow my boyfriend was getting really perverted righ...   Dec 22 2004, 08:19 PM
Cake.   That was old.   Dec 22 2004, 08:21 PM
yay its bronchy   haha i heard something like that b4.. but it was a...   Dec 22 2004, 09:00 PM
LeSLiE   Wow, I guess I'm a pervert... I've probabl...   Dec 22 2004, 09:03 PM
weirdness   LOL im a pervert >____< i've heard tha...   Dec 22 2004, 09:03 PM
s0pnayish   QUOTE(stephinika @ Dec 22 2004, 8:06 PM)yeah ...   Dec 22 2004, 09:27 PM
jr0h   i never heard that before. wow that stuff got me h...   Dec 22 2004, 09:31 PM
Just_Dream   The one I read was a chain letter and typed in COL...   Dec 22 2004, 10:27 PM
Counting   I found that to be funny. xD   Dec 22 2004, 10:31 PM
barelyy_coherent   I've read it before, but it's still funny ...   Dec 22 2004, 10:38 PM
iheartsimba   hahahahahahaha   Dec 22 2004, 11:08 PM
177emories   dif. old   Dec 23 2004, 01:21 AM
tootsie_kiddo   i've heard of these kinda stuff before but the...   Dec 23 2004, 11:07 AM
Frankie   i thought she was getting blood drawn!   Dec 23 2004, 11:26 AM
Shortiiex   this is suppose to be one of those chain letters?   Dec 23 2004, 03:17 PM
xbr0kensmil3   i've heard the ending to this story before but...   Dec 23 2004, 04:41 PM
Skyline Drive   man haha.. I was definately about to be like hmmm ...   Dec 23 2004, 06:23 PM
Flip-o-Matic   i got that in an email from my friend a while back...   Dec 23 2004, 06:30 PM
electric shock   i feel so stupid thinking of what it was.   Dec 23 2004, 07:31 PM
Shattered_Hope   LMAO.   Dec 24 2004, 05:31 PM
yoshiyoshi   LOLL xD i haven't heard this one before, lol ...   Dec 25 2004, 04:11 PM
anqie   I remember this.   Dec 25 2004, 05:58 PM
dani41790   thats like really old   Dec 25 2004, 07:42 PM


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