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| *Weird addiction* |
 Dec 19 2004, 10:09 AM
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i hope this hasn't been posted:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? |
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Dec 22 2004, 02:38 AM
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Weird addiction Female Comebacks Dec 19 2004, 10:09 AM
xtremeliquid I've heard these before. Dec 19 2004, 01:52 PM electric shock lol.
she dont like him. Dec 19 2004, 01:55 PM sharerol Heh, I've seen these before, yet it's stil... Dec 19 2004, 02:20 PM iheartsimba hahah yes i've seen those before but funny Dec 20 2004, 10:57 AM angel-roh haha i have seen some from the archie&the gang... Dec 20 2004, 12:10 PM smthngcrprategrl34 i've seen some of those before. kinda funny Dec 20 2004, 01:27 PM HikaruTakekawa lol ha. Dec 20 2004, 06:56 PM xbr0kensmil3 haha..never seen these before..it's funny Dec 20 2004, 08:05 PM Shortiiex lol...i might use these one day.... Dec 21 2004, 03:13 PM jr0h lol those are good but didnt impress me that much Dec 21 2004, 11:54 PM pandamonium ahah that was so funny Dec 22 2004, 10:18 AM lilteardrop LOL aww thats hilarious! Dec 22 2004, 02:28 PM LiLaZnGirL122 they r so lame plus no guy will say like wuts ur i... Dec 28 2004, 05:20 AM sweetxsimplicity This has already been posted more than five times.... Dec 28 2004, 10:55 PM __Nessa head em b4 Dec 31 2004, 09:19 PM klumzy hahah i like the first one and the last one ;) Jan 1 2005, 02:44 AM literemix24 lol. i've heard these before. buh they're ... Jan 1 2005, 02:19 PM LoveD by LanA lol. i wouldn't be able to come up with those... Jan 1 2005, 08:55 PM
Mireh LMAO!!H!Hs]gdsd\gKSODGPJIO
hhaha... Jan 2 2005, 10:21 PM |
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