breast reduction, heard nething... Options

[elle]

i really want breast reduction surgery...im 15 and a 40 D and im a gymnast so its hard w/ em ... well has ne one heard anything about it ...if so can you post something

[*salcha*]

Don't do it, I personally think you're too young for it. You'll probably regret it later on in life. Think about it . . . are you going to be doing gymnastics all your life? If you think you are then think about the ups and downs of the surgery. Good Luck on your decision.

mmmm good advice
but really

Breast reduction is far too expensive, and I'm sure very embarassing to ask your parents about.

So, I have come up with a fail proof way to do it yourself.


This might sting just the tiniest bit, so i suggest you drink heavily before you do this, to better sooth the nerves.

You or a friend can do this, i suggest you do it yourself, but whatever makes you happy                 

This is what to do in order.

Step 1- Make a small incission right below each breast with a flat edged razor (if you do not have a flat edged razor handy, you can use a regular razor blade )

Step 2- Don't be shy, reach under neath the skin and begin pulling out the fat tissue (remember to place all of it in a plastic bag so you can sell it later to soap making companies, that stuff is hard to get!!)

Step 3- when you have pulled out the desired amount of fat tissue, take a needle and thread and begin sowing your skin back together (JUST LIKE IN ART CLASS!!! )

And when you are done, TAA-DAA!!! you have smaller breasts, and you didnt spend a dime. In fact you will make money from selling the fat!

Im glad i could help.

that is just gross, dangerous, and who knows what will happen.