interrupting idiots, .. hey! look! alliteration! Options

[Saeglopur]

Here's a scenario to get the clue of what I'm talking about:

Guy: So then she goes and like runs with them! 'Over here!' she yelled like.. umm, well.. like then the monster uhm... uhh --
Idiot: (out of the conversation: what she in it? no..) Why are you saying like and um?
Guy: I don't know.. is it a death penalty if I do say like and um?
Idiot: No.. but why do you say it?
Me: Just continue on with the story!
Guy: Anyway, so like they sssay... like.. the o-ther girl said th-at: she dddied from a car crash--
Idiot: Why are you stuttering?
Guy: Because, I'm trying to remember this story!
Me: Just ignore her, do go on!

You guys may not agree with me.. but I don't like it when people just random ask you a question that like happens to do with your speech. The same idiot today told me that I needed speech lessons because I kept saying a different word when I meant something else.

[MrElsewhere]

I know I don't. I only correct grammar when they speak but I never say why do you say like a lot? (Maybe because I do too..)

But come on, the idiot thinks she's the grand master of speech.

No no, I meant we all stutter or mess up some times. But I don't correct people, except when they use really bad grammar and it's not on purpose..