breast reduction, heard nething... Options

[elle]

i really want breast reduction surgery...im 15 and a 40 D and im a gymnast so its hard w/ em ... well has ne one heard anything about it ...if so can you post something

[NatiMarie]

Breast reduction is far too expensive, and I'm sure very embarassing to ask your parents about.

So, I have come up with a fail proof way to do it yourself.


This might sting just the tiniest bit, so i suggest you drink heavily before you do this, to better sooth the nerves.

You or a friend can do this, i suggest you do it yourself, but whatever makes you happy

This is what to do in order.

Step 1- Make a small incission right below each breast with a flat edged razor (if you do not have a flat edged razor handy, you can use a regular razor blade )

Step 2- Don't be shy, reach under neath the skin and begin pulling out the fat tissue (remember to place all of it in a plastic bag so you can sell it later to soap making companies, that stuff is hard to get!!)

Step 3- when you have pulled out the desired amount of fat tissue, take a needle and thread and begin sowing your skin back together (JUST LIKE IN ART CLASS!!! )

And when you are done, TAA-DAA!!! you have smaller breasts, and you didnt spend a dime. In fact you will make money from selling the fat!

Im glad i could help.

o.O

Wowzors!

That's a great idea!