a few blonde jokes Options

[lovescream]

My friends' AIM profile has soo many blonde jokes.
Ima pick a few that I like and think that are funny, and show'em.


Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.

Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.

The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!"

and the last one...

One day a man was watering his lawn when his next door neighbor, a blonde, came out of her house.

Now the blonde looked really mad. She stomped over to her mailbox, opened it and went back inside.

The guy thought nothing of it and kept on watering his lawn.

The next time the blonde came out she was red hot. She opended her mailbox, slammed it shut till it nearly fell of and stomped back into her house.

Now the guy was getting curious. So he approached her door and asked,

"Why do you keep coming out of your house all mad, and opening your mailbox?"

The blonde replied,

"My computer keeps telling me I have mail."

[*tyedyefroggy*]

I think there is already a thread on blonde jokes, but anyways, those are funny.