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the truth about men
1--GIRL
post Nov 23 2004, 10:57 PM
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The Truth About Men:

1. The nice men are UGLY.
2. The handsome men are NOT nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are GAY.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are MARRIED.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have NO money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, THINK we are only after their money
7. The handsome men without money are AFTER our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, DON`T think we are beautiful enough
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are COWARDS
10. The somewhat not-so-handsome men, with lots of money are not nice and very Cocky
11.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
12. The men who never make the first move, automatically LOSE interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it`s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you`d like to have dinner with.

laugh.gif I'm not sure if this has been up but if it did, put it to death
 
 
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angel-roh
post Dec 18 2004, 12:28 PM
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ehh it's hard to understand us girls too for guys too you know lol.
 

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1--GIRL   the truth about men   Nov 23 2004, 10:57 PM
lylbabyblooz   that's interesting.   Nov 23 2004, 11:27 PM
niez_cho   *lol* that's so sad. It might be better if I ...   Nov 24 2004, 05:55 AM
me_myself_andi2003   LOL thats true!! im like no.3!!...   Nov 25 2004, 11:52 AM
dani41790   lol thats funny and very interesting   Nov 25 2004, 06:19 PM
tungtwista   lol where tha f did u get this lol   Nov 25 2004, 06:21 PM
xsilent_kidx   i really dont like this at all but its not really ...   Nov 25 2004, 06:24 PM
Statistik   Interesting but..is it really true?   Nov 26 2004, 12:56 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Nov 26 2004, 12:56 PM)Inte...   Nov 26 2004, 08:48 PM
mirage   well, some of it make sense =)   Nov 27 2004, 01:57 PM
electric shock   some if it aren't true.. but muahah most of...   Nov 27 2004, 06:10 PM
EXPLO5ION   very interesting......   Nov 27 2004, 06:56 PM
inquisitive_   Some of it is actually true. How sad!   Nov 27 2004, 07:02 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   ahahah thats tru!! oMG lol   Nov 28 2004, 12:05 AM
lyin_in_wait   i got lost after #7 to many words like...yea nvm i...   Dec 17 2004, 08:21 PM
xbr0kensmil3   oh yea number 3 is so right   Dec 18 2004, 12:05 PM
angel-roh   ehh it's hard to understand us girls too for g...   Dec 18 2004, 12:28 PM
tyedyefroggy   lol, awesomeness   Dec 18 2004, 07:52 PM
MyChemicalRomance.   how confusing   Dec 18 2004, 11:52 PM
tootsie_kiddo   sounds accurate to me... lol   Dec 23 2004, 11:21 AM
Frankie   i'm a guy and i don't understand myself so...   Dec 23 2004, 11:23 AM
aRtIfIcIaLbLoNdE   some of those arent true..but they are funny (and ...   Dec 23 2004, 05:21 PM
x shootingstar x   hahhah that is funny!!! but only somew...   Dec 23 2004, 11:14 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   haha..that took careful planning and hours of expe...   Dec 23 2004, 11:19 PM
177emories   thats a good one seems soooo true toooo   Dec 23 2004, 11:39 PM
literemix24   lol..wow..lol x[ seemsz true..so far.   Jan 1 2005, 03:17 PM


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