9 things i hate about everyone |
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9 things i hate about everyone |
Nov 13 2004, 04:18 PM
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i warn u it has sum not nice language so yea
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvementthen there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass? |
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Dec 14 2004, 04:58 PM
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some of them are mean because it's like an automatic response with
QUOTE 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor. i'm pretty sure everyone's done that at least once, if not for a movie, then something else. |
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lyin_in_wait 9 things i hate about everyone Nov 13 2004, 04:18 PM
miss barnes i have seen this before, but a little bit differen... Nov 13 2004, 05:38 PM
jennypie we landed on the moon? Nov 14 2004, 02:19 AM
xtremeliquid Eh...uhm...I see your point. Nov 14 2004, 02:56 AM
MyVermilionPlague Yep.
Seen this one before.
Still amusing, however.... Nov 14 2004, 08:13 PM
sharerol QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Nov 14 2004, 5:13 PM)Yep... Nov 14 2004, 08:16 PM
phantomgreen heehee funny .....but also somewhat cruel... ..... Nov 14 2004, 08:32 PM
lil_shadow hahah funny =) i hate it wen people say DID U SEE ... Nov 14 2004, 08:47 PM
teenprincess Lol, so true Nov 14 2004, 08:49 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY haha i agree and i liek this one best
6. People w... Nov 15 2004, 07:27 PM
xPartyGrlDx QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Nov 13 2004, 4:18 PM)1. ... Nov 15 2004, 09:59 PM
LittleLulu mebi im wierd, but i thought it was hilarios! Nov 16 2004, 12:02 AM
__xxfrappachino<3 man, i hate those ppl they annoy the heck out ... Nov 17 2004, 11:40 PM
dreamerOi hahaha i love it even though its a tinyyy bit mean... Nov 17 2004, 11:45 PM
lonelydevil426 oh...i read this before! Nov 19 2004, 08:24 AM
[x] L.U.C.Y [x] got this before as an email fwd. a few of them are... Nov 19 2004, 09:25 AM
Dusck whoops, i do number 1 a few times! :( Nov 19 2004, 08:24 PM
smallcity those people are fun to laugh at, hard to stand Nov 20 2004, 01:14 AM
eli5e i seeeeeeee =P Nov 20 2004, 01:43 PM
krnxswat Wow. You're stupid.
Congratulations! You ... Nov 20 2004, 04:06 PM
synkro QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 1:06 PM)Wow. Yo... Nov 20 2004, 04:12 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 ......... Dec 1 2004, 12:01 AM
sikdragon Here's YOUR sign. Dec 1 2004, 12:25 AM
x_angawhomps Man all those things are true.. I think #1 is funn... Dec 1 2004, 01:16 AM
airam QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 4:06 PM)Wow. Yo... Dec 1 2004, 06:51 AM
mirage lolz, nice, i do some of those things =) Dec 1 2004, 04:20 PM
electric shock i've seen that on funnyjunk... and i dont do a... Dec 1 2004, 10:04 PM
archana I enjoyed this one. Dec 5 2004, 04:39 PM
HikaruTakekawa saw it before but still funny Dec 5 2004, 06:23 PM
krnxkrazyxkatt LOL funny haha. i think i do some of them sometime... Dec 6 2004, 01:35 AM
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo i like. teehee. Dec 9 2004, 07:43 PM
xj_liana_tx very interesting Dec 9 2004, 08:00 PM
Mireh isn't this one of george carlin's routines... Dec 9 2004, 08:24 PM
mizzlem0nade meh, it was okay, a couple of em are so true thoug... Dec 10 2004, 08:03 PM
LilPiggi3 haha this always makes me laugh when i read it =D Dec 14 2004, 12:50 AM
roberts_pink_drums lol! i've read this before but it stills b... Dec 14 2004, 06:55 PM
177emories QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 5:06 PM)Wow. Yo... Dec 24 2004, 12:05 AM
kat29 hahaha..very funny Dec 24 2004, 02:12 AM
tootsie_kiddo QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 1 2004, 2:01 PM)...... Dec 24 2004, 12:01 PM
Shattered_Hope Lol. Dec 24 2004, 05:51 PM
xSqueekyMexicanx lol 2 4 5 and 9 acutally made me laugh lol Dec 27 2004, 01:56 PM
audory QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Nov 13 2004, 4:18 PM)6. ... Dec 27 2004, 05:53 PM
sweetxsimplicity It's suppose to be 9 things i hate about stupi... Dec 28 2004, 12:25 AM
sheepy hehe its so true :] Dec 28 2004, 08:00 PM
toodlepops. i ve seen this b4. its still funny, tho Dec 29 2004, 01:34 AM
lyin_in_wait you guys are right i didnt write it...and who said... Jan 9 2005, 09:55 PM
lilxroxy heh. read that in email before!! i was laf... Jan 10 2005, 06:59 AM
__Nessa haha thats hawtttttt Jan 10 2005, 07:12 PM
pinayprincess i see... Jan 10 2005, 09:56 PM
tooeffingcrazy Haha! It's still pretty funny! =] Jan 12 2005, 08:30 PM![]() ![]() |