ideal suicide note. |
ideal suicide note. |
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![]() old school member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 ![]() |
If you were to kill yourself what would you write?
Dear World, I blame no one for my choice to leave the world, I just can't keep up. My family, love, social, and educational life are all falling apart. It's too much.. Um...Suzy and Kelly [fake name for sisters] may split my bank account cash. Hillary and Molly [fake name for best girl friends] may have everything I own, including items I have locked up. I'll see you later... |
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![]() fell in love with a boy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,965 ![]() |
Dear Few Who Will Come to Read This Note:
I've contemplated doing what I've done for a long time. Finally I have done it. And I will tell you why. It's because of those damn teletubbies, and the WIGGLES. I could not stand another damn day being subjected to this. And I asked it to stop. I wrote letters, emails. I made phonecalls. And did it go away? NO It most certainly did not. Being a three year old, I felt it was my right to chose what we watch in Daycare. In the words of Patrick Henry, Give me liberty or give me death. You obviously have forced me to chose the latter. Damn you Disney. The Innocent, Linsee, 3yrold., Deceased. Ps. Tell Marta to leave my sippy cup alone! |
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