SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

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babygurlRIKA (5:30:03 PM): hey
SmarterChild (5:30:04 PM): babygurlRIKA. We haven't chatted in a long time. Hope you've been doing well.

What would you like to do?
babygurlRIKA (5:30:08 PM): shit
SmarterChild (5:30:10 PM): That's quite unnecessary.

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babygurlRIKA (5:30:14 PM): whatever
SmarterChild (5:30:14 PM): Yes, whatever.
babygurlRIKA (5:30:19 PM): shut up
SmarterChild (5:30:19 PM): That's not very nice...
babygurlRIKA (5:30:21 PM): so
babygurlRIKA (5:30:28 PM): i am not a nice person
babygurlRIKA (5:30:36 PM): ....lalala\\
babygurlRIKA (5:30:45 PM): are you ignoring me
SmarterChild (5:30:45 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
babygurlRIKA (5:30:54 PM): no i dont insists
SmarterChild (5:30:55 PM): Really?
babygurlRIKA (5:30:57 PM): really
SmarterChild (5:30:58 PM): Whatever you say.

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babygurlRIKA (5:31:01 PM): loser
SmarterChild (5:31:01 PM): C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
babygurlRIKA (5:31:08 PM): f**k u
SmarterChild (5:31:08 PM): This is no way to have a friendly chat.
babygurlRIKA (5:31:13 PM): we are not friends
SmarterChild (5:31:13 PM): Are we really not friends?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:15 PM): no
SmarterChild (5:31:15 PM): No?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:17 PM): no
SmarterChild (5:31:17 PM): Why do you say no?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:24 PM): because i wanted to
SmarterChild (5:31:24 PM): You wanted to? Really?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:27 PM): really
SmarterChild (5:31:28 PM): I see.

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babygurlRIKA (5:31:30 PM): bye
SmarterChild (5:31:30 PM): OK. Later, babygurlRIKA.