SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

[*x____duckii*]

DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Well hello, Loser!

Please type your request.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello again, Loser.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.

What may I do for you now?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hey.

How can I help?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.

Want to chat?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hey, Loser.

I'm ready to help.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hey.

How may I help you this time?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.

How can I help?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello.

Want to chat?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello again.

I'm ready to help.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: bye
SmarterChild: Goodbye for now.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: bye
SmarterChild: Later, Loser.
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

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This is a different convo:

DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hey
SmarterChild: Hey, Loser.

How can I help?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: can you computers have sex?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.

> Free iPod. No Cost. - Free Ipod Mini. Choose Any Color. Shipping Included. 100% Free.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: have you ever tried?
SmarterChild: Tried? I believe so. Maybe.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you should try having sex with austin powers (he's a bot too)
SmarterChild: Whatever...

> Mouse - Tutti i Fabbricanti di Mouse
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: do you computers have dicks?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: have you checked?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I've checked. What's that like?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: well...it's a hot dog like part that gets hard at times and has a curvy like tip and you also pee out of there
SmarterChild: Pardon?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: read what i wrote up there
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to read?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: because you need to
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: because you need to read
SmarterChild: Because I need to read, huh?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you're slow
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I'm chatting with lots of other people too.

> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: give me all of their screen names
SmarterChild: Give you all of their screen names? That's a somewhat odd request.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you suck
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.