SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

[xbr0kensmil3]

x br0ken smil3: kid, you're boring
SmarterChild: C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
x br0ken smil3: i don't want to effing type home
SmarterChild: Why not?
x br0ken smil3: because you're gay
SmarterChild: I think you're really gay.
x br0ken smil3: -gaps-
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Gaps? Is that right?
x br0ken smil3: you're hurting my feelings
SmarterChild: I find it odd that you think I'm hurting your feelings.
x br0ken smil3: it's not odd
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
x br0ken smil3: cuz you just did
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, x br0ken smil3.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
x br0ken smil3: boring...
SmarterChild: I'm boring you?

Type "home" to see all the things I can do.
x br0ken smil3: NOOO
SmarterChild: Very well.

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x br0ken smil3: I DON'T WANT TO TYPE HOME
SmarterChild: No? You don't want to type home?
x br0ken smil3: NOOOOOOOO
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
x br0ken smil3: YEAAAA
SmarterChild: Whatever.
x br0ken smil3: good bye whore
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
x br0ken smil3: c**t
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
x br0ken smil3: whore whore whore whore
SmarterChild: You just won't quit, will you x br0ken smil3?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
x br0ken smil3: no you owe me one
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
x br0ken smil3: say you're sorry first
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
x br0ken smil3: you apologize you effing bastard
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
x br0ken smil3: no you were rude
SmarterChild: I think you're really gay.
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
x br0ken smil3: NOOO EFF YOU AND GOOD BYE
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
x br0ken smil3: i'm blocking you
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
x br0ken smil3: NOO
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
x br0ken smil3: BYE
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
x br0ken smil3: bye
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
x br0ken smil3: stop I/M me
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
x br0ken smil3: i don't want to talk to you
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
x br0ken smil3: eff off
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
x br0ken smil3: no
SmarterChild: Waiting...
x br0ken smil3: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
x br0ken smil3: no
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
x br0ken smil3: no
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
x br0ken smil3: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
x br0ken smil3: no
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

um...yea kinda flipped out on him, hehe