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 Dec 2 2004, 08:13 PM
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A genius doctor made a great invention. It was a machine that would transfer the pain of giving birth to the husband so the wife would not have to suffer so much. The machine was tested on animals and it worked perfectly, so he decides to use it on humans now.
He asks a couple if they would like to try it, and they agree. The doctor then transfers 20% of the pain to the husband. He felt no pain at all. They raise the pain to 45%. The husband still feels no pain at all. They raise it to 80%. The husband still feels no pain whatsoever. Finally, they raise it to 100%, and neither the husabnd or wife feel anything. It is a painless birth. The next day they came home and found the mailman dead on the lawn |
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Dec 6 2004, 04:29 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
haha it took me a minute to get it lol
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Azn Kid from NY Birth Machine Dec 2 2004, 08:13 PM
electric shock i dont get it...
YAY FIRST Dec 2 2004, 08:39 PM pnai4eva Lol, poor mailman! Dec 2 2004, 08:40 PM i heart john Hehehe...naughty wife. Ah I feel bad for the mailm... Dec 2 2004, 08:57 PM o0_BLuez_0o i heard this joke b4 its still really funny lol Dec 3 2004, 12:00 AM wind&fire awww i love you Azn Kid from NY, you make me laugh... Dec 3 2004, 07:30 AM xtremeliquid Oh...I get it. Dec 3 2004, 10:11 AM Azn Kid from NY QUOTEawww i love you Azn Kid from NY, you make me ... Dec 3 2004, 04:04 PM mirage LOLZ, man, that wife is well.... a really bad wife... Dec 3 2004, 04:09 PM hiromi Haha XD poor Mailman... reminds me of the one who ... Dec 3 2004, 04:35 PM Shortiiex tsk tsk Dec 3 2004, 06:29 PM LiLaZnGirL122 heh Dec 6 2004, 02:52 AM archana took me awhile but.. really funny. =) Dec 7 2004, 08:28 PM barelyy_coherent LOL. Took me a while, but that's funny =) Dec 7 2004, 09:08 PM domsweetie LMAO. Dec 9 2004, 12:25 PM oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo yeah i have heard that one before. CHEATING MOMMY... Dec 9 2004, 07:14 PM Mireh lmaooo. hahaha. i get it xP Dec 9 2004, 08:26 PM mizzlem0nade don't get it.....
did she transfer the pain to... Dec 9 2004, 11:43 PM azn_r4pf4n i dont get it. oh well. Dec 10 2004, 12:05 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY QUOTE(azn_r4pf4n @ Dec 9 2004, 10:05 PM)i don... Dec 10 2004, 01:44 AM CJ1 Funny, but you should've said transfered pain ... Dec 10 2004, 07:11 PM miss barnes aww damn i was wondering why no one felt any pain.... Dec 10 2004, 09:08 PM the_crox oh... soo the mailman's the father? now i... Dec 17 2004, 02:22 AM tyedyefroggy oooo someone has been cheatin' LoL poor mailma... Dec 18 2004, 08:14 PM xSWEETxCANDiix hahahaha...there's a similar joke to this...bu... Dec 20 2004, 06:29 AM Frankie what do we learn from this?
be faithful! Dec 20 2004, 10:49 AM iheartsimba omg i get it! awww...lol Dec 20 2004, 10:55 AM
smthngcrprategrl34 haha i've heard that one before Dec 20 2004, 01:29 PM |
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