The winter holiday season approaches.., and one takes time to pause |
The winter holiday season approaches.., and one takes time to pause |
Dec 4 2004, 10:25 PM
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I wonder how Jewish children react to Christmas...
On a more random note, i love the Channukah song. |
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Dec 5 2004, 06:40 PM
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lmao.. it's better if it's heard..
By Adam Sandler Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There’s a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who don’t get to hear any chanukah songs. Here we go... Put on your yarmulke Here comes chanukah So much funukah To celebrate chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree Here’s a list of people who are jewish just like you and me David lee roth lights the menorah So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli Paul newman’s half jewish, goldie hawn’s half too Put them together, what a fine lookin’ jew You don’t need deck the halls or jingle bell rock ’cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish Put on your yarmulke It’s time for chanukah The owner of the seattle supersonicahs Celebrates chanukah O.j. simpson, not a jew But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted We got ann landers and her sister dear abby Harrison ford’s a quarter jewish- not too shabby Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is Well he’s not, but guess who is All three stooges So many jews are in showbiz Tom cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend veronica It’s time to celebrate chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah Happy chanukah! This post has been edited by jnukes: Dec 5 2004, 06:42 PM |
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DaToNeViEtBoI916 The winter holiday season approaches.. Dec 4 2004, 10:25 PM
Chaos13 um........i dont know. i haven't thought of t... Dec 4 2004, 10:27 PM
Nicolatofu i don't think jewish people celebrate Christma... Dec 4 2004, 10:28 PM
sweetdreamsx3 Lol, what ^^ she said. Dec 4 2004, 10:31 PM
mirage yup, jewish people celebrate Hanukkah... and i nev... Dec 4 2004, 10:34 PM
MyVermilionPlague As far as I know, Christmas is pretty much like an... Dec 4 2004, 10:43 PM
DaTru KataLYST the Hannukah song really is fun to have in the hea... Dec 5 2004, 12:47 AM
SpedMonkee *sings to himself* dradle dradle dradle...i made y... Dec 5 2004, 12:50 AM
angel-roh what song did the channukah sing? i didnt know the... Dec 5 2004, 07:06 AM
br0ken smile I know some Jewish people that aren't very Jew... Dec 5 2004, 01:20 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916 I knew that Jewish people celebrate Channukah(Hann... Dec 5 2004, 01:21 PM
Days Nearly Over ^ You just answered your own question. Dec 5 2004, 02:36 PM
sunissed14127 QUOTE(DaToNeViEtBoI916 @ Dec 4 2004, 10:25 PM... Dec 5 2004, 06:35 PM
KissMe2408 aw i LOVE the hanukah song from adam sandler! ... Dec 5 2004, 09:50 PM
stephinika hm yeah it depends on if you're strictly jewis... Dec 6 2004, 02:28 AM
MyChemicalRomance. i wanna be a jewish kid
haha no im kidding. but... Dec 6 2004, 07:20 AM![]() ![]() |