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| *krnxswat* |
 Oct 14 2004, 03:21 PM
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A man was talking to his buddy.
"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So, the first guy did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'" |
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Dec 5 2004, 04:26 PM
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ROFL. great one. (; |
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krnxswat sex coupon Oct 14 2004, 03:21 PM
nyCzxfOx lols.. thats a very erm happy wife Oct 14 2004, 03:27 PM JasonAkAWolf lmao she must be very happy ;D Oct 14 2004, 03:29 PM Auktane lol, i feel sorry for the husband....hahhaa.. Oct 14 2004, 03:35 PM pnai4eva that's actually pretty sad....but still funny... Oct 14 2004, 05:20 PM royalfreshness Ha, poor guy. Oct 14 2004, 05:34 PM sharerol Lol, great birthday present for the wife. Too bad... Oct 14 2004, 06:42 PM AznKutie Haha...I feel sorry for the guy! Oct 14 2004, 10:56 PM sweetxsimplicity Haha, poor guy. Oct 15 2004, 12:21 AM MasteRxKiD Pretty good short.
Funny. Oct 15 2004, 05:28 AM emptyminded Ooo That is so mean. But that was hilarious. I n... Oct 15 2004, 02:28 PM xtremeliquid Uhm...funny. Oct 15 2004, 03:41 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo haha poor guy...lol but i'd do tha same thing Oct 15 2004, 04:27 PM PinkTrash rofl. more lyke idiot. Oct 16 2004, 12:34 AM toyo loco hahhahaha !
that was funny !
happy wife p... Oct 16 2004, 02:10 PM XaZnX07 haha lol poor guy lol
.:tony:. Oct 16 2004, 02:30 PM lozerface87 RE: sex coupon Oct 16 2004, 02:40 PM literemix24 ahahhas..sooooo smart of the guy.. Oct 31 2004, 04:55 AM wind&fire dayum why are you saying poor guy huh? !!... Oct 31 2004, 05:00 AM eli5e lol.. lucky girl Nov 6 2004, 10:42 AM stephinika hahaha nice i like it. lucky girl, i agree! ... Nov 7 2004, 11:44 PM EXPLO5ION hahaha.. its my birthday soon.. any one want to g... Nov 8 2004, 01:58 AM punkimonkichic poor man, happy wife lol...what a combination. Nov 8 2004, 12:19 PM o0_BLuez_0o lol poor guy actually thought she will use it on h... Nov 8 2004, 11:36 PM happygoluckyng rofl...haha omg Nov 10 2004, 06:02 PM faithin_felix ouch. that would suck. Nov 11 2004, 06:15 PM mzteriouzme007 tsk tsk tsk Nov 11 2004, 11:22 PM Dusck divorce???? Nov 14 2004, 03:24 AM weirdness lol... bad wife. lolz Nov 15 2004, 07:14 PM miss barnes aww..poor dude. that would be so f**ked up if it r... Nov 16 2004, 10:17 PM azn_r4pf4n haha, what the? lol. its like not having sex unles... Nov 16 2004, 11:48 PM tresa1992 Ahaha. Aww, ahaha, poor guy. Nov 17 2004, 12:30 AM krnxswat QUOTE(azn_r4pf4n @ Nov 16 2004, 11:48 PM)haha... Nov 17 2004, 11:50 AM Nicolatofu haha that's pretty sad, but still funny! Nov 18 2004, 05:21 PM eversosweet its funnily sad <-- is that even a word ? Nov 18 2004, 05:38 PM Rachel is love hahah thats right baybee =) Nov 18 2004, 08:10 PM Shortiiex lolz Nov 22 2004, 03:18 PM xbr0kensmil3 rofl haha Nov 22 2004, 03:42 PM LiLaZnGirL122 lolz!!!!!!! Nov 30 2004, 11:45 PM mirage LOLZ, poor guy... =( Dec 1 2004, 04:31 PM electric shock he doesnt give good sex. . .
but funny XD Dec 4 2004, 12:28 AM Frankie he he. she is cheating on him!
good little j... Dec 4 2004, 07:05 PM 177emories i feel bad for the husband >________<" ... Jan 5 2005, 06:08 PM wonmin DAMN you.. i was just about to post this.. hahah Jan 5 2005, 11:20 PM
burnoveride lmao i wounder if she went to the guys house who t... Jan 8 2005, 04:19 AM |
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