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 Dec 3 2004, 05:02 PM
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 define our lives for us.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293  |
this is a very common joke i heard.
=\ i guess it's not funny.. really.. but i felt like telling it to you. okay so one day two old men, that were friends, went to the park and started talking. they also both loved baseball, and would talk about it until this day they brought up the topic of heaven. "hmm.. let's promise each other that the first one to get to heaven comes back in spirit and tells the other if there was baseball in heaven." one man said. his friend replied "deal!" About 2 weeks later, one of the man dies and his friend was very sad. so the next day the man goes to the park, alone, sad, and wondering if his friend will really come back. all of a sudden the old man sees a light. "Is that you?" the old man said. "yes, it is." the glowing spirit replies "good!" " i have good news and bad news" "hit me with the good news first then the bad news" "good news is that there's baseball in heaven. the bad news is that you're pitching on friday" get it? 
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Dec 4 2004, 06:38 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 4 2004, 5:49 AM) OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny ditto. |
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electric shock two old men Dec 3 2004, 05:02 PM
mirage awww, the friend is going to die soon Dec 3 2004, 05:04 PM hiromi Awww, that's funny yet kinda depressing. ;_; Dec 3 2004, 05:54 PM Shortiiex that is funny and sad Dec 3 2004, 06:27 PM DaTru KataLYST aww, that's sad. Dec 4 2004, 03:51 AM wind&fire OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny Dec 4 2004, 05:49 AM miss barnes QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 4 2004, 4:49 AM)OoooooooO... Dec 4 2004, 02:44 PM xbr0kensmil3 not that funny but sad Dec 4 2004, 04:48 PM Frankie hmm. not really that funny, but makes me think to ... Dec 4 2004, 07:11 PM xvietxblueangelx QUOTE(hiromi @ Dec 3 2004, 5:54 PM)Awww, that... Dec 4 2004, 08:45 PM ComradeRed Why is it bad news/sad if he is going to Heaven? Dec 4 2004, 10:19 PM electric shock i dont know i found the joke on this site =\ Dec 4 2004, 11:39 PM xtremeliquid Heh...I get it. Dec 5 2004, 12:27 PM tarutaru ooo i remember this joke...its from that one book ... Dec 5 2004, 01:20 PM airam i don't get it. Dec 5 2004, 01:26 PM archana so, he's going to die on friday. lmao. Dec 5 2004, 04:50 PM LiLaZnGirL122 at least tey will b together Dec 6 2004, 02:46 AM domsweetie It's more sad than funny. :( Dec 9 2004, 12:38 PM oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo HA!!
HE'S DYING ON FRIDAY!!
RO... Dec 9 2004, 07:06 PM sharerol At least he'll be with his friend, and at leas... Dec 9 2004, 10:09 PM barelyy_coherent Hey, at least the old man can have his baseball up... Dec 10 2004, 01:53 AM mizzlem0nade awww dat's sorta sad Dec 10 2004, 02:03 AM
HikaruTakekawa aww poor guy. Dec 27 2004, 04:48 PM |
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