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blonde joke., no offense
pandamonium
post Dec 1 2004, 10:27 PM
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lol its a blonde joke but i have a lot of blonde friends that i told this to.



There is a magical mirror that kills anyone that tells a lie to it.

there was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde.
The brunette said to the mirror "i think i am the prettiest girl in the world"
.............so the mirror killed her.

The red head said to the mirror "I think i am the smartest girl in the world"
.............so the mirror killed her.

So the blonde went up to the mirror and said "I think.."
.............so she died.


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post Dec 4 2004, 05:47 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 

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pandamonium   blonde joke.   Dec 1 2004, 10:27 PM
mysticalazxn   ahhaha every funny!   Dec 2 2004, 02:19 AM
me_myself_andi2003   LMAO SHES NOT THINKING AHAHAHAHAH   Dec 2 2004, 05:11 AM
mirage   LOLZ, that's so mean! lolz~   Dec 2 2004, 04:53 PM
electric shock   LOL i didnt get it he first time i read it but my ...   Dec 2 2004, 05:14 PM
Shortiiex   lol   Dec 3 2004, 06:35 PM
DaTru KataLYST   lol good one!   Dec 4 2004, 03:53 AM
wind&fire   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!   Dec 4 2004, 05:47 AM
miss barnes   lol. now that one is ACTUALLY funny! i like it...   Dec 4 2004, 02:39 PM
xbr0kensmil3   ROFL rofl haha i'm going to tell this to my bl...   Dec 4 2004, 04:49 PM
sunissed14127   lol....thats funny   Dec 4 2004, 06:37 PM
Frankie   yeah, i have heard that one before. kinda funny.   Dec 4 2004, 07:09 PM
krnxswat   QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Dec 2 2004, 5:11 A...   Dec 4 2004, 07:18 PM
xvietxblueangelx   LMAO!! FUNNY!! ^_^   Dec 4 2004, 08:39 PM
ApocalypseAelis   Hahahahaha... Good one!   Dec 4 2004, 10:12 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha...I get that one.   Dec 5 2004, 12:35 PM
tarutaru   hahhahahahahha   Dec 5 2004, 01:11 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   lol   Dec 6 2004, 02:52 AM
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo   love them blonde jokes. im not one, but i can be ...   Dec 9 2004, 07:17 PM


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