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 Dec 3 2004, 04:32 PM
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Firstly, i do not mean to offend any Polish people
3 men are about to be executed by a Firing Squad, An Englishman, American, and a Polish guy. first up is the English guy. The captain of the Firing Sqaud counts down. "READY..... AIM...." and just before he can finish, the Englishman points behind them and screams "TORNADO!!!!!!!" The firing sqaud is confused and turn around. The Englishman escapes. Next up is the American. once again, the captain counts down "READY....AIM...." But then the American screams "AVALANCHE!!!!" Once again, the firing squad turns around and the American escapes. Finally, the Polish guy is up. The captain counts down. "READY.......AIM....." The Polish guy yells "FIRE!!!" |
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Dec 4 2004, 05:45 AM
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azn kid you have disapointed me ...
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Azn Kid from NY Polish Joke Dec 3 2004, 04:32 PM
electric shock i heard that before.
it was an okay joke, didnt ma... Dec 3 2004, 04:57 PM mirage i don't really found that funny.... but well, Dec 3 2004, 05:05 PM Azn Kid from NY hmm.....most people i tell this joke love it Dec 3 2004, 05:08 PM DaTru KataLYST it's been done. =P it's an ok joke, tho Dec 4 2004, 03:52 AM Azn Kid from NY ah dont worry anyone.....i got millions of jokes l... Dec 4 2004, 10:05 AM miss barnes awww i thought it was gonna be hella funny....im s... Dec 4 2004, 02:42 PM xbr0kensmil3 i don't get it Dec 4 2004, 04:47 PM sunissed14127 lol....ok not funny ne more Dec 4 2004, 06:40 PM Frankie OKAY......that is funny. () Dec 4 2004, 07:07 PM ApocalypseAelis LOL...well I thought it was pretty funny. Dec 4 2004, 10:16 PM ComradeRed What has 21 rifles and stands in a circle?
... Dec 4 2004, 10:20 PM wind&fire ^^^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dec 5 2004, 01:15 AM xtremeliquid Heh...I get it. Dec 5 2004, 12:34 PM tarutaru i get it but it wasnt too funny Dec 5 2004, 01:14 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 RE: Polish Joke Dec 6 2004, 02:51 AM |
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