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my son's more successful than yours
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 07:53 PM
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Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

you pplz get it??if u dont scroll down

to explain all this....ill say it in 3 words...

THEY'RE ALL GAY!!! tongue.gif
 
 
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islandkiss
post Dec 3 2004, 04:43 PM
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lols. that's hilarious
 

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swtmaggie92   my son's more successful than yours   Sep 21 2004, 07:53 PM
mzteriouzme007   that's funny... hahahaha... ^_^ rofl   Sep 21 2004, 08:40 PM
AzNPmPGMr   haha.. gay jokes are the best   Sep 21 2004, 10:02 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   haha i get it very funny   Sep 21 2004, 11:24 PM
gothicvengeance   LOL!!   Sep 25 2004, 06:07 PM
Angel_Cece   haha very funny   Sep 25 2004, 06:16 PM
AzN tOmBoI   LOL!!!!   Sep 25 2004, 08:58 PM
ohBrian   ROTFLMAO !!   Sep 25 2004, 09:06 PM
1--GIRL   Haha   Sep 26 2004, 03:01 AM
xtremeliquid   Oh...okay.   Sep 28 2004, 12:41 AM
MasteRxKiD   After the second guy, I had a pretty good idea wha...   Sep 28 2004, 12:53 AM
Surfs_in_Cali   Hahahahaha...that was funny...I think I heard that...   Sep 28 2004, 05:38 PM
i ami_am   LMAO!! GAY!!! THERE ALL GAY...   Oct 1 2004, 08:31 PM
wind&fire   it wasnt that funny...   Oct 1 2004, 11:30 PM
LittleLulu   hahahahaha LOL my god thats funni   Oct 2 2004, 02:06 AM
literemix24   thats hilarious xP   Oct 31 2004, 05:03 AM
x emo screamo x   lmao! good one..   Oct 31 2004, 12:35 PM
LiLEthiopian   HAHA..had to think it through a little bit.   Nov 1 2004, 04:58 PM
DaTru KataLYST   Haha, I saw this one long time ago. Good joke of c...   Nov 1 2004, 08:16 PM
rhqtpie   hahaha nice one   Nov 3 2004, 06:22 PM
niez_cho   *lol* I heard this before... and it's still fu...   Nov 4 2004, 08:11 AM
shawty_redd   haha funny   Nov 4 2004, 09:16 AM
Teesa   lol never heard that one..so funny!   Nov 5 2004, 09:39 PM
Shortiiex   lolz   Nov 22 2004, 04:02 PM
sunissed14127   lol....thats funny   Nov 24 2004, 01:30 PM
autumn.   LOLZZZZZZZZZ HHAHAHA PUAHAHAH HEHEHEHE. good joke...   Nov 24 2004, 01:35 PM
miss barnes   lol lmao! thats was too too cute   Nov 25 2004, 12:52 AM
archana   oh thats cuteee.   Nov 25 2004, 10:55 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   hahaha   Nov 28 2004, 12:45 AM
MeWooHoo   ohhh that is soo great....i love gay people...i wo...   Nov 28 2004, 01:23 AM
electric shock   LOL =) loved it.   Nov 28 2004, 03:07 PM
mirage   lolz, that's so "gay", haha   Nov 30 2004, 05:07 PM
me_myself_andi2003   lmao gay people rock! *cough*me*cough* lmao it...   Dec 2 2004, 05:54 AM
Nicolatofu   i didn't even have to read this one, i read it...   Dec 2 2004, 08:46 AM
islandkiss   lols. that's hilarious   Dec 3 2004, 04:43 PM
mirage   man, it must be sad for the other fathers to find ...   Dec 3 2004, 04:57 PM
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo   all the sons are gay?? wowee, surprise surprise...   Dec 9 2004, 07:36 PM
mizzlem0nade   lol i love that joke, it's actually funny   Dec 10 2004, 02:02 AM
domsweetie   HAHAHAHA. Okay, that's funny!   Dec 11 2004, 09:03 AM


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