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 Nov 22 2004, 01:59 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"
The brunette jumps and the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. Then, the redhead steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" "Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!" "No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen. The redhead jumps and, again, the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the redhead also slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" "Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!" "No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen. "Look," says the blonde, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're gonna catch me with that blanket... so, what I want you to do is put the blanket down and then I'll jump." |
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Dec 2 2004, 10:04 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
LOL
you know blondes aren't really stupid.. some are... XD i'm made fun of as a blonde, and now i can see why. |
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Dusck three people Nov 22 2004, 01:59 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 LMAO HAHAHA SOO STUPID BUT SOO FUNNY HAHHAA Nov 30 2004, 11:58 PM mirage lolz, that's so stupid... haha Dec 1 2004, 04:22 PM hiromi AHAHA X'D man I love blonde Jokes (No offense ... Dec 1 2004, 04:37 PM miss barnes lol i was thinking at first that the others were t... Dec 1 2004, 05:23 PM me_myself_andi2003 QUOTE(hiromi @ Dec 1 2004, 4:37 PM)AHAHA X... Dec 2 2004, 05:30 AM o0_BLuez_0o lol i loove blonde jokes cracks me up Dec 2 2004, 11:58 PM
archana ROFL. ;] Dec 5 2004, 04:49 PM |
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