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Dusck
post Nov 22 2004, 02:04 PM
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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
 
 
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lhuvhurts
post Nov 30 2004, 01:58 AM
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lol hahaha..
 

Posts in this topic
Dusck   a joke   Nov 22 2004, 02:04 PM
Shortiiex   lol   Nov 22 2004, 03:03 PM
gothicvengeance   Lol! Good one.   Nov 29 2004, 08:52 PM
xbr0kensmil3   ROFL LMAO! haha omg that made me crack up for ...   Nov 29 2004, 09:03 PM
wind&fire   this was posted before   Nov 29 2004, 11:08 PM
lhuvhurts   lol hahaha..   Nov 30 2004, 01:58 AM
EXPLO5ION   heard this 1 already..   Nov 30 2004, 03:47 AM
MyChemicalRomance.   hahah thats kinda scary   Nov 30 2004, 04:40 AM
mirage   lolz, that's an... interesting joke? haha   Nov 30 2004, 04:50 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   RE: a joke   Nov 30 2004, 11:34 PM
me_myself_andi2003   omg hahahahah hes gay ahahahhaa   Dec 2 2004, 05:33 AM
archana   rofl.. haha.   Dec 5 2004, 04:48 PM
domsweetie   Now this is simply one of the best. I guess it sen...   Dec 9 2004, 12:48 PM
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo   lol ewwwwwwww poor guy   Dec 9 2004, 07:22 PM
mizzlem0nade   ewww but then lol   Dec 10 2004, 02:05 AM
miss barnes   DAMN!!!!!!! i really w...   Dec 10 2004, 09:05 PM


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