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 Nov 29 2004, 07:51 PM
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by the way i got this from ebaumsworld so maybe alot of u know it...............................
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!" |
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Nov 29 2004, 08:20 PM
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HAHA.. THAT MUST'VE SUCKED!..
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Azn Kid from NY a HIPPIE AND A NUN Nov 29 2004, 07:51 PM
gothicvengeance Roflll...heard this one before but still funny. ... Nov 29 2004, 08:45 PM xbr0kensmil3 ROFL haha...i got that like 1 hour later Nov 29 2004, 09:05 PM i heart john ROTFL!!! i love that joke Nov 29 2004, 09:07 PM wind&fire AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG! Nov 29 2004, 11:03 PM EXPLO5ION I dont know if i should laugh at the hippie or be ... Nov 30 2004, 03:51 AM mirage LOLZ, DAMN, that man is so stupid!!!... Nov 30 2004, 04:51 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LMFAO Nov 30 2004, 11:43 PM miss barnes QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Nov 29 2004, 10:03 PM)AHAHAHA... Dec 1 2004, 05:30 PM electric shock lmfao. my friend told me that a while ago and i st... Dec 1 2004, 10:01 PM kissablexeva omg.. the hippie must feel.. uhh.. queer.. Feb 9 2005, 11:33 PM Spiritual Winged Aura lol, that person sounds foolish Feb 10 2005, 05:31 PM someflipguy LMAO!!!!!!!!!... Feb 11 2005, 01:14 PM literemix24 poor guy.. Feb 20 2005, 01:43 PM swtchangel LMA0 ! very funny joke Feb 20 2005, 04:25 PM archana Not appropriate.. but yeah, funny. =D Feb 20 2005, 09:25 PM
SMUSHiENESS LMAO. I feel so bad fer the dude. Feb 20 2005, 10:36 PM |
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