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 Nov 22 2004, 09:41 PM
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I made sure to save these in word so I dont have to go through typing them all later from memory
 A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1 handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of cock- fights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?" -All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" -All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" -Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my cock?" -All the choirboys stood up. |
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Nov 24 2004, 01:34 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lmao...thats funny
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EnSomNia THe Priest Nov 22 2004, 09:41 PM
o0_BLuez_0o omg! lolololol Nov 22 2004, 09:58 PM indykid845 ... hahahaha Nov 22 2004, 11:25 PM xbr0kensmil3 haha i get it...and half of my class did too haha Nov 23 2004, 01:49 PM smrkangl lol i get it! Nov 23 2004, 05:24 PM Smartguy10892 lol...thats funny Nov 23 2004, 05:57 PM EXPLO5ION LMAO!!! now im gonna quote some guys f... Nov 23 2004, 06:05 PM mechwarrior1989 Lol, that's funny. Nov 23 2004, 09:07 PM 1--GIRL ROFL Nov 23 2004, 10:38 PM uhoh_its_aria thank the lord, I didn't see it....O_o.... Nov 23 2004, 10:45 PM pnai4eva lmao, that's soo funny! Nov 24 2004, 05:54 PM archana pretty good.. v. predictable. Nov 25 2004, 11:11 AM i ami_am HAHAH priest these days -__-;; Nov 25 2004, 01:47 PM dani41790 hahahahaha XD omg y cant he jus say chicken or roo... Nov 25 2004, 06:27 PM Statistik haha nice one Nov 25 2004, 06:35 PM Yemmerz Hahahaha! Nov 25 2004, 06:40 PM __xxfrappachino<3 LMFAO! haha..perverted priest Nov 26 2004, 09:44 PM i heart john OMFG!!! Hahaha that was a good one Nov 27 2004, 01:38 AM mirage this story is odd... lolz Nov 27 2004, 01:18 PM miss barnes awww. thats f**ked up but still funny nevertheless Nov 27 2004, 01:22 PM LiLaZnGirL122 i dun get it Nov 28 2004, 12:11 AM xLil SweetnezZx o my. lol. I fell off my chair when I read that. ... Nov 28 2004, 04:36 PM RiC3xBoy rofl.... Nov 28 2004, 11:15 PM Shortiiex lol Dec 3 2004, 06:34 PM
electric shock ROFL Dec 4 2004, 12:25 AM |
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