are you vietnamese?, omglykpassthis Options

[*[2]Nekked*]

are you vietnamese? what makes you so sure? apparently you have to know every detail about your culture and history to be acknowledged as vietnamese.

so here goes:

1. what are the two phrases you need to know before walking into a vietnamese restaurant?

2. when you get in trouble.. you're parents will react by:

a. telling you to qui suon
b. getting the spatula, bamboo stick, long ass chopstick, or other choice of weapon.
c. yell for hours
d. all of the above

3. who made us convert to alphabeta?

4. how long could you survive in vietnam with 100 american dollars in your pocket?

5. what does -Du Ma mean?

6. Cho` -de?

7. whats the highlight of a vietnamese "gathering?"

8. by the end of this quiz, are you still vietnamese? do you give a shit what anyone else says?

[Just_Dream]

I'm not for sure, since I'm sort of a vietnamese disgrace lol.. Here goes..

[quote]1. what are the two phrases you need to know before walking into a vietnamese restaurant?[/quote]
xin loi ?
cam on ?
[quote]2. when you get in trouble.. you're parents will react by:
a. telling you to qui suon
b. getting the spatula, bamboo stick, long ass chopstick, or other choice of weapon.
c. yell for hours
d. all of the above[/quote]
[quote]3. who made us convert to alphabeta?[/quote]
France, of course. Or so my friends say.
[quote]4. how long could you survive in vietnam with 100 american dollars in your pocket?[//quote]
Hmm.. I've heard that 40 dollars is the monthly income of a middle-class worker. Thus you'd probably survive 2.5 months, depending on how you spend your money. Wise, that is. But if you're staying in a hotel, why of course it would only last you a month.
[quote]5. what does -Du Ma mean?[/quote]
FLUCK, minus the L
[quote]6. Cho` -de?[/quote]
Um.. Dog born? Or maybe it was "female dog" aka Beehotch
[quote]7. whats the highlight of a vietnamese "gathering?"[/quote]
I wasn't thinking karoake. I was thinking "comparing their children with other families' children."
[quote]8. by the end of this quiz, are you still vietnamese? do you give a shit what anyone else says?[/QUOTE]
Um.. What do you mean? I am STILL a vietnamese disgrance. I don't really care what other people might call me. I know what I am. a vietnamese disgrace =P