flushin the toilet Options

[xsilent_kidx]

do u guys like flush the toilet like before u start to"urinate"because i do so i dont have to do it after so i can jus zip and go.....but now i got a new toilet that like flushes in 2 sec so i cant cause it takes along time fo me to go.im like austin powers
but does anyone flush there toilet before they start going or after.(now i gotta time it perfectly)

[jambaJUICE]

LOL. Haha.

I'm not a guy, so it doesn't work for me.
When i was younger.. I used to try and pee standing up since i grew up without my mom around so much, and i had no female cousins/aunts around. @.@ Hehe. It obviously never worked.

And then i fell in once.. i forgot to put the toilet seat down, since my brother &dad never bothered to. >.>

I had a phobia of the bathroom of a LONG time -- i still do.
Hehe, when i used to live in like a "ghetto" i would get so scared, since our house was like across the street from a cemetary, and there would be a few drivebys as well. Rofl. And i had watched too much tv. So i thought the toilet was going to suck me up. & while i was in the shower, i thought that someone was going to kill me.

Idk. Hehe. And now.. I don't live in that area, even thought, now that area is like a good part to live in -.-.. & I still think that the toilet's going to suck me up along with being murdered in the shower, BUT to make the monsters go away, i sing out REALLY loud, esp. when im home alone. If not, i stay on the fone and not look around, or pay attention to noises.

xD