dreamer?, what was your weirdest one. Options

[premonition]

i am obviously very bored and procrastinating

my most recent weirdest one that i can remember was when i tried to talk to animals even though i couldn't. i walked/crawled around and was going up to random animals and chatting... i think i was on a farm...

[CrimsonArchangel]

This one is going to be kinda long... sorry.

So far, the weirdest dream I had went like this. Think of a setting sort of like MIddle Earth. I was a warrior princess thing (I think I was an elf...) with immense power to control lightning and thunder and I was able to heal. I also had huge white wings that allowed me to fly. So, this war starts and all the warriors go out to kick butt and get their butts kicked. After frying some bad guys I decided to fly overhead to see what was going on and to device a plan to just get rid of the bad guys. So I'm flying over the battle field and I see this group of bad guys hovering over someone, injuring the living daylights out of that person. I swoop in to help out and almost fell right out of the sky when I saw that the one that was half dead was my... love? Dunno what to put here... hehe. He was all covered in blood and I arrived in time to see one of the bad guys axe his wings right off his back. For some reason, in my dream I knew that the creature me and my love were(elf, humanoid, person, whatever, hehe) could die only if their wings were cut off, so I remember letting out a scream of pain and letting out like 1,000,000 volts of electricity... then I woke up. It was an odd dream. One thing that I remember greatly was the fact that my love (in the dream) was just about the hottest guy on earth. He seemed to have the facial features of several guys I know, making him extremely HOT.

Sorry for the long post,