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 Nov 15 2004, 10:54 PM
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The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use big people words" she'd always remind them. She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana". "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Joey what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo," he said. "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN" use big people words!", she said. She then asked Eddie what he had done. "I read a book" he replied. "That wonderful" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit!" |
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Nov 18 2004, 08:11 PM
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funny how the teacher said "That Wonderful." Dat be wunderful yo!
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indykid845 Big People Words Nov 15 2004, 10:54 PM
miss barnes awww! thats sooo cute and funny too. Nov 15 2004, 11:02 PM mzteriouzme007 haha Nov 15 2004, 11:32 PM LittleLulu lmao.... but my mom's name is winnie Nov 15 2004, 11:57 PM teenprincess lol, i've heard that before, but still funny Nov 15 2004, 11:59 PM imadorkabledxd hAHHAH FUNNY Nov 18 2004, 12:46 AM najae LoL! Oh yeah, that's definitely a big peop... Nov 18 2004, 07:46 PM Rachel is love it was okay. i would be annoyed if a teacher acted... Nov 18 2004, 08:09 PM sharerol Haha. It was pretty good to me. Nov 18 2004, 10:49 PM
XxtremeRickyX haha thats kool Nov 18 2004, 11:41 PM |
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