Two REALLY Tough Questions, not very funny, but it'll make ya think |
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Two REALLY Tough Questions, not very funny, but it'll make ya think |
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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? READ THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST ONE. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any marital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B was Winston Churchill Candidate C was Adolph Hitler And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. |
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wow. smart...
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