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 Nov 15 2004, 10:43 PM
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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all
wound up at the Pearly Gates together. St. Peter told them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? I'll give you a hint: They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let her through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered. "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them." |
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Nov 16 2004, 03:23 PM
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Poor lawyer. LOL
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indykid845 Titanic Nov 15 2004, 10:43 PM
LittleLulu lmao hahaha. .... but i never understood why ppl a... Nov 15 2004, 11:59 PM Dusck haha, that lawyer is so unlucky Nov 16 2004, 08:40 PM miss barnes QUOTE(LittleLulu @ Nov 15 2004, 10:59 PM)lmao... Nov 16 2004, 10:08 PM dani41790 lmao haha so dirty Nov 16 2004, 11:26 PM
xtremeliquid Heh...I get it. Nov 16 2004, 11:32 PM |
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