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The Answer, ... a joke
madRooney
post Nov 14 2004, 08:51 PM
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The Answer

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed when the chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
 

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madRooney   The Answer   Nov 14 2004, 08:51 PM
NatiMarie   I think I get it. :O Ack, my brain...is cooking.....   Nov 14 2004, 08:52 PM
tweeak   hahaha? again wrong forum, and these arent funny   Nov 14 2004, 08:56 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY   ^^ agreed. i still don`t get it..maybe you shu...   Nov 15 2004, 02:19 AM
Oreo_bro   i can feel my IQ dropping. damn   Nov 15 2004, 02:52 AM
niez_cho   huh?! what question? I feel so clueless... bah...   Nov 15 2004, 08:11 AM
x_em_o   ...ok that adds to the long list of jokes i dont g...   Nov 16 2004, 07:17 PM
Dusck   i dun get it, could we get an explanation?   Nov 16 2004, 08:37 PM
dani41790   lol ooo i get it. i had to read that like 4 times ...   Nov 19 2004, 01:07 AM
barelyy_coherent   Ack, my brain...is cooking...from the moronic valu...   Nov 19 2004, 01:28 AM
Azarel   QUOTE(M1SSxCHR1SSY @ Nov 15 2004, 12:19 AM)ma...   Nov 19 2004, 03:28 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   ummmmmmmmmm mb dis shouldb be moved to da place wh...   Dec 18 2004, 04:32 PM
electric shock   QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 18 2004, 4:32 PM)um...   Dec 18 2004, 06:27 PM
tyedyefroggy   errrrr.........moving on.....   Dec 18 2004, 07:28 PM
i heart john   ........................... .........................   Dec 18 2004, 07:59 PM
mechwarrior1989   Lol, it was kinda funny, not really though. Was it...   Dec 23 2004, 02:03 AM
dahding   which came first? the chicken or the egg? the chi...   Dec 23 2004, 06:59 AM
Frankie   QUOTE(dahding @ Dec 23 2004, 6:59 AM)which ca...   Dec 23 2004, 11:01 AM
177emories   QUOTE(dahding @ Dec 23 2004, 7:59 AM)which ca...   Dec 23 2004, 11:47 PM
Skyline Drive   I'm lost too!   Dec 24 2004, 12:53 AM
the_crox   what??   Dec 24 2004, 07:49 PM
wind&fire   HAHA... ... -drip drip-   Dec 25 2004, 11:49 PM
__Nessa   not funny. i dont even get it   Jan 11 2005, 04:27 PM
lilxroxy   ehhh??   Jan 13 2005, 04:22 AM


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