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9 things i hate about everyone
lyin_in_wait
post Nov 13 2004, 04:18 PM
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i warn u it has sum not nice language so yea

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room
for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvementthen
there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn
thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
 
 
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phantomgreen
post Nov 14 2004, 08:32 PM
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I LOVE green.....
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heehee funny laugh.gif .....but also somewhat cruel... mad.gif ....but it's funny though... laugh.gif
 

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lyin_in_wait   9 things i hate about everyone   Nov 13 2004, 04:18 PM
miss barnes   i have seen this before, but a little bit differen...   Nov 13 2004, 05:38 PM
jennypie   we landed on the moon?   Nov 14 2004, 02:19 AM
xtremeliquid   Eh...uhm...I see your point.   Nov 14 2004, 02:56 AM
MyVermilionPlague   Yep. Seen this one before. Still amusing, however....   Nov 14 2004, 08:13 PM
sharerol   QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Nov 14 2004, 5:13 PM)Yep...   Nov 14 2004, 08:16 PM
phantomgreen   heehee funny .....but also somewhat cruel... .....   Nov 14 2004, 08:32 PM
lil_shadow   hahah funny =) i hate it wen people say DID U SEE ...   Nov 14 2004, 08:47 PM
teenprincess   Lol, so true   Nov 14 2004, 08:49 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY   haha i agree and i liek this one best 6. People w...   Nov 15 2004, 07:27 PM
xPartyGrlDx   QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Nov 13 2004, 4:18 PM)1. ...   Nov 15 2004, 09:59 PM
LittleLulu   mebi im wierd, but i thought it was hilarios!   Nov 16 2004, 12:02 AM
__xxfrappachino<3   man, i hate those ppl they annoy the heck out ...   Nov 17 2004, 11:40 PM
dreamerOi   hahaha i love it even though its a tinyyy bit mean...   Nov 17 2004, 11:45 PM
lonelydevil426   oh...i read this before!   Nov 19 2004, 08:24 AM
[x] L.U.C.Y [x]   got this before as an email fwd. a few of them are...   Nov 19 2004, 09:25 AM
Dusck   whoops, i do number 1 a few times! :(   Nov 19 2004, 08:24 PM
smallcity   those people are fun to laugh at, hard to stand   Nov 20 2004, 01:14 AM
eli5e   i seeeeeeee =P   Nov 20 2004, 01:43 PM
krnxswat   Wow. You're stupid. Congratulations! You ...   Nov 20 2004, 04:06 PM
synkro   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 1:06 PM)Wow. Yo...   Nov 20 2004, 04:12 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   .........   Dec 1 2004, 12:01 AM
sikdragon   Here's YOUR sign.   Dec 1 2004, 12:25 AM
x_angawhomps   Man all those things are true.. I think #1 is funn...   Dec 1 2004, 01:16 AM
airam   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 4:06 PM)Wow. Yo...   Dec 1 2004, 06:51 AM
mirage   lolz, nice, i do some of those things =)   Dec 1 2004, 04:20 PM
electric shock   i've seen that on funnyjunk... and i dont do a...   Dec 1 2004, 10:04 PM
archana   I enjoyed this one.   Dec 5 2004, 04:39 PM
HikaruTakekawa   saw it before but still funny   Dec 5 2004, 06:23 PM
krnxkrazyxkatt   LOL funny haha. i think i do some of them sometime...   Dec 6 2004, 01:35 AM
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo   i like. teehee.   Dec 9 2004, 07:43 PM
xj_liana_tx   very interesting   Dec 9 2004, 08:00 PM
Mireh   isn't this one of george carlin's routines...   Dec 9 2004, 08:24 PM
mizzlem0nade   meh, it was okay, a couple of em are so true thoug...   Dec 10 2004, 08:03 PM
LilPiggi3   haha this always makes me laugh when i read it =D   Dec 14 2004, 12:50 AM
mona lisa   some of them are mean because it's like an aut...   Dec 14 2004, 04:58 PM
roberts_pink_drums   lol! i've read this before but it stills b...   Dec 14 2004, 06:55 PM
177emories   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 5:06 PM)Wow. Yo...   Dec 24 2004, 12:05 AM
kat29   hahaha..very funny   Dec 24 2004, 02:12 AM
tootsie_kiddo   QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 1 2004, 2:01 PM)......   Dec 24 2004, 12:01 PM
Shattered_Hope   Lol.   Dec 24 2004, 05:51 PM
xSqueekyMexicanx   lol 2 4 5 and 9 acutally made me laugh lol   Dec 27 2004, 01:56 PM
audory   QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Nov 13 2004, 4:18 PM)6. ...   Dec 27 2004, 05:53 PM
sweetxsimplicity   It's suppose to be 9 things i hate about stupi...   Dec 28 2004, 12:25 AM
sheepy   hehe its so true :]   Dec 28 2004, 08:00 PM
toodlepops.   i ve seen this b4. its still funny, tho   Dec 29 2004, 01:34 AM
lyin_in_wait   you guys are right i didnt write it...and who said...   Jan 9 2005, 09:55 PM
lilxroxy   heh. read that in email before!! i was laf...   Jan 10 2005, 06:59 AM
__Nessa   haha thats hawtttttt   Jan 10 2005, 07:12 PM
pinayprincess   i see...   Jan 10 2005, 09:56 PM
tooeffingcrazy   Haha! It's still pretty funny! =]   Jan 12 2005, 08:30 PM


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