Messing with Telemarketers Options

[TheSilenceInDict...]

I'm sure we all have our ways of dealing with them.
Some of us put up with it, or retaliate with rudeness. And the small few of us choose to be humorous about it.

For me, I either...

• Speak in a fake asian accent and try to frustrate the crap out of them, leading them around in circles
• I go 'Uh-huh, yeah, that's nice', and hang up.
• If I'm in a more lousier mood then usual, I'll simply say 'F*ck off' and hang up.

Share your telemarketer experiences, pranks or things you'd like to do.

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lol my best one was like this

Me: Hello?
TM: Hi Im ____ and im here to talk to you about Kerry
Me: Talk about what
TM: Im wanting to tell you some things about him, and why you should vote for him.
Me: Why
TM: Because he needs your vote sir, now if you would let me begin..
Me: Why
TM: Sir please im trying to tell you..
Me: Why
TM: Sir would you PLEASE let me talk?
Me: I like cheese
TM: *silence*
Me: Okay you can talk now
TM: Uh..thank you...

he then explains stuff, says stuff, im playing my PS2 so i dont care.

TM: So sir will u be votting for kerry?
Me: Im sorry i was playing a game can u please repeat that disccusion
TM: You know what sir? i dont think kerry NEEDS your damn vote, you seem like an irresponsible little kid!
Me: Sure, im 17, and your the one who called me
TM: Fine what ever
Me: One more thing
TM: WHAT
Me: GO BUSH!
TM: FU*K YOU!
Me: Nah your gf is better.
*CLICK*







That conversation took like 10 mins, i felt so much better cause i was in a bad mood ^_^

HAHAHAHAHAH omg that is hecka funny =)

hmm i had a friend who would act like a little kid and start to fake cry and say their parents aren`t home because they left for the grocery store a month ago and never came back. and then go on and on about how they are starving etc.