Messing with Telemarketers |
 Nov 12 2004, 05:14 PM
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I'm sure we all have our ways of dealing with them.
Some of us put up with it, or retaliate with rudeness. And the small few of us choose to be humorous about it. For me, I either...
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Nov 13 2004, 01:34 AM
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haha i had one time when they asked me a bunch of questions for something.
tm: which mall do you usually shop at? me: anywhere really. i just buy things. tm: .... me: do you have any other questions? tm: what do you usually buy? me: things tm: no for example: clothes? tools? home decorators? me: i go to the dollar store tm: ... how old are you? me: 14. tm: is either of your parents home? me: yes. my mom says hi. tm: *hangs up*  and i always wanted to do this but no telemarketers have phoned me yet but it's like this..... tm: hello this is "so & so" calling from "so & so" me: ...thanks for calling.... noone's called me in the past 2 years... i've been sitting by the phone for a very long time.... tm: .... me: i've been wondering... what it's like to die... don't you? tm: .... me: SO! how's life? tm: ma'am? me: WOW ME TOO! you know what happened? suzy was like this and that yesterday and i was like WOW REALLY! 
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MasteRxKiD Messing with Telemarketers Nov 12 2004, 05:14 PM
AngelicEyz00 haha, oh man. I just... go along with it I'll... Nov 12 2004, 05:29 PM EvraeMorbid Hahah My older brother loves to pester them by doi... Nov 12 2004, 05:30 PM dreamerOi gaahaa. i just say theyr not home. then hang up. b... Nov 12 2004, 05:30 PM MasteRxKiD QUOTE(EvraeMorbid @ Nov 12 2004, 2:30 PM)....... Nov 12 2004, 05:46 PM AngelicEyz00 oh man, that web site is hilfuccinarious! Nov 12 2004, 05:47 PM Justingamemaster hmm...when the damn telemarketers call...I enjoy p... Nov 12 2004, 05:51 PM XaZnX07 QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 12 2004, 5:29 PM)hah... Nov 12 2004, 05:53 PM sweetdreamsx3 Lol, I should try these things.
For me, if it... Nov 12 2004, 05:54 PM TBoltzbabe sorry but that's extremely rude. telemarketer... Nov 12 2004, 05:55 PM tweeak "more lousier" ?
my friend picked up t... Nov 12 2004, 05:57 PM MasteRxKiD QUOTE(my_papaya @ Nov 12 2004, 2:57 PM)... Nov 12 2004, 06:03 PM Nicolatofu I just say no one's home, and if i am frustrat... Nov 12 2004, 06:09 PM jooleeah Most of the time i just say " no, my parents ... Nov 12 2004, 06:16 PM MyVermilionPlague I don't answer. =(
Or I go HUH!?!? af... Nov 12 2004, 06:18 PM Oreo_bro lol my best one was like this
Me: Hello?
TM: Hi I... Nov 12 2004, 06:20 PM [X]poised haha i saw a website with telemarketer pranks on i... Nov 12 2004, 06:20 PM Chaos13 everytime them telemarketing people call me i woul... Nov 12 2004, 06:46 PM mizz_mithy i start rambling and asking questions like "h... Nov 12 2004, 07:11 PM NatiMarie Let's see...
I do what my mom does. She cusses... Nov 12 2004, 07:14 PM Chaos13 QUOTEi start rambling and asking questions like ... Nov 12 2004, 07:14 PM mz_weirdo QUOTE(Chaos13 @ Nov 12 2004, 4:46 PM)everytim... Nov 12 2004, 07:17 PM mizz_mithy QUOTEHuh??? doesn't make sense. you go wha?
i... Nov 12 2004, 07:28 PM happygoluckyng I just hang up...so it doesn't waste anyone... Nov 12 2004, 07:31 PM aznxdreamer i have a little speech memorized:
hello
hes not ho... Nov 12 2004, 07:31 PM xnofearx For me...
I ask them who they are and just when t... Nov 12 2004, 07:33 PM tainted_angel My brother does this thing he calls, "Asian E... Nov 12 2004, 07:37 PM xscore QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 12 2004, 5:14 PM)[*]Sp... Nov 12 2004, 09:14 PM xSWEETxCANDiix haha this is hilarious Nov 12 2004, 09:21 PM magnificentmike they're not allowed to hang up on us so i just... Nov 12 2004, 09:23 PM Chaos13 hahahaha nice one tainted_angel! i like that... Nov 12 2004, 09:25 PM anqie Lol. I thought about it but I never did. Nov 12 2004, 09:30 PM basick i just hang up when i hear that 2-3 second pause..... Nov 12 2004, 11:27 PM miss barnes the thing that makes me mad is that i cant underst... Nov 12 2004, 11:35 PM xquizit Well, I was a telemarketer once so I can tell you ... Nov 12 2004, 11:46 PM dafunnybunny i just hang up. or call for my mom and give her th... Nov 13 2004, 12:17 AM xoxo_koala_kisses_ what you do is...
when they call, you whisper ... Nov 13 2004, 12:32 AM sweetxsimplicity [Telemarketer Repellant]
[1] If they say the... Nov 13 2004, 12:39 AM wind&fire QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 13 2004, 8:55 AM)sorry... Nov 13 2004, 02:31 AM x emo screamo x QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 12 2004, 2:29 PM)hah... Nov 13 2004, 03:07 AM jennypie one time i actually went along with it and got fiv... Nov 13 2004, 03:20 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Nov 12 2004, 4:20 PM)lol my ... Nov 13 2004, 05:24 AM Ladii_D1809 I'm ususally nice excpet this one time when a ... Nov 13 2004, 09:47 AM TBoltzbabe god you all are so immature. Nov 13 2004, 10:31 AM xscore QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 13 2004, 10:31 AM)god ... Nov 13 2004, 12:51 PM AngelicEyz00 QUOTE(xscore @ Nov 13 2004, 9:51 AM)seriously... Nov 13 2004, 01:59 PM jnukes i love it when it's a recorded messege.
... Nov 13 2004, 02:43 PM TBoltzbabe QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 13 2004, 1:59 PM)sha... Nov 13 2004, 04:15 PM tweeak ^yes, in fact, for most people its nearly impossib... Nov 13 2004, 05:39 PM AngelicEyz00 QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 13 2004, 1:15 PM)no yo... Nov 13 2004, 05:47 PM silver rain QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 12 2004, 5:55 PM)sorry... Nov 13 2004, 06:36 PM CallMeClumsy "oh hi. oh that's nice! OHMYGOD, are ... Nov 13 2004, 06:39 PM FALLENstar009 I either
* try to sell combs to them
* Say i can... Nov 13 2004, 06:46 PM TBoltzbabe QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 13 2004, 5:47 PM)Of ... Nov 14 2004, 12:50 AM x_angawhomps One time, I hung up on a telemarketer and she call... Nov 14 2004, 12:52 AM mzteriouzme007 i recommen... I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, GODDAMMIT... Nov 14 2004, 01:37 AM Jus2s1mp13 hahah crazy... for me? Ahh i dont pick up. i got c... Nov 14 2004, 01:37 AM wind&fire QUOTE(my_papaya @ Nov 14 2004, 8:39 AM)^yes, ... Nov 14 2004, 04:46 AM nyCzxfOx my friend... FLIRTS WITH THEM O_O;;
all the time.... Nov 14 2004, 08:48 AM lil_shadow QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Nov 12 2004, 7:31 PM)i ha... Nov 14 2004, 12:23 PM Fallen_Fairy I start talking to them in french, they would all ... Nov 14 2004, 12:27 PM autumn. heres an idea:
them: hii
me: [baby voice] hii... Nov 14 2004, 07:25 PM tweeak QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Nov 14 2004, 4:46 AM)how so..... Nov 14 2004, 08:14 PM autumn. QUOTE(my_papaya @ Nov 14 2004, 8:14 PM)what..... Nov 14 2004, 08:16 PM Spencer My brother once worked up the nerve to cry and tel... Oct 25 2007, 07:20 PM libertie I don't actually mess with them, I just tell t... Oct 25 2007, 07:25 PM Podomaht I try not to mess around with the telemarketers be... Oct 25 2007, 07:27 PM 1angel3 I remember when I was younger and a telemarketer c... Oct 25 2007, 08:00 PM davinci Nope, I don't mess with them. Imagine how anno... Oct 25 2007, 08:09 PM Blaqheartedstar they pronounce my moms name wrong
her name is Dali... Oct 25 2007, 08:37 PM RogueVanity I like to make conversations with them hah
Or if ... Oct 26 2007, 06:14 AM
Blaqheartedstar QUOTE(RogueVanity @ Oct 26 2007, 07:14 AM... Oct 26 2007, 12:49 PM revoltaire i used to play pranks on them... now i just try to... Oct 26 2007, 08:28 AM KawaiiLove I just tell them that I'm not interested or if... Oct 26 2007, 12:57 PM 1angel3 QUOTE(KawaiiLove @ Oct 26 2007, 10:57 AM)... Oct 27 2007, 02:34 PM Jeng why are we bumping old ass topics?
uhm i just ha... Oct 26 2007, 02:18 PM smrkangl I've always wanted to try speaking in 1337 or ... Oct 27 2007, 11:12 PM |
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