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| *Statistik* |
 Oct 12 2004, 09:20 PM
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A plane was flyin by and one guy drops an apple and it hits a brunette guy and the guy on the plane lands where the brunette guy is and asks him "why are you crying?" and the brunette guy goes " an apple hit me on my head" then the second guy in the plane throwse a pumpkin down on a red head.. he lands where the red head is and asks " why are you crying?" and the red head goes "a pumpkin hit me on my head" and then the third guy throws a bomb down into a house with a blonde head he lands where a house is blown up. he asks the blonde head why he is laughing and the blonde head tells him "i farted and the house blew up"
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Nov 11 2004, 08:02 PM
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 -Moo?-  Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,414 |
Attach yourself to the front door of a grocery store about an hour before opening. You will be similar in appearance to a barnacled sea cucumber attached to the mossy surface of an undersea rock. You could try puffing out your cheeks while adhering your face to the glass (like annoying little kids do on long car rides). Make eye contact with the employees getting ready to open inside. Drool a little and act jittery - like you can't wait for the store to open.
As soon as a worker opens the door, shout, 'Oh, boy, oh boy!' while sprinting at top speed to the baking isle, and making as much commotion as possible. Emerge triumphantly with a bag of flour, and explain to the checkout person with extreme enthusiasm how you can't believe that you got a bag of flour (they're so hard to find) and how lucky you are. You could also cry tears of joy… 
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Statistik hilarious joke!!! Oct 12 2004, 09:20 PM
th5418 HUH?! Oct 12 2004, 10:07 PM sweetdreamsx3 She thinks because she farted, the house blew up. Oct 12 2004, 10:16 PM lilazneye10 i heard this joke lyke 3 years ago but it was funn... Oct 12 2004, 10:47 PM MasteRxKiD Not funny. At all. Oct 13 2004, 03:10 AM i ami_am lmao this funny...sortaa...??its ok i guess Oct 13 2004, 09:08 AM heroin_like_high yall are mean.
I thought it was funny. I never... Oct 13 2004, 10:41 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo i think this has been posted before, right? anyway... Oct 13 2004, 02:19 PM nlgrl hahaaa >.<<< Oct 13 2004, 03:51 PM barelyy_coherent *cough SPAM cough* It's really old too. Couldn... Nov 3 2004, 12:14 AM Weird addiction uuh...not funni at all... Nov 7 2004, 09:40 AM faithin_felix lol...blonds.. Nov 11 2004, 06:19 PM teenprincess It would be funnier it you said it better. Plus I ... Nov 11 2004, 06:24 PM
eli5e not taht funny... actually ...not funny at all... ... Nov 11 2004, 10:42 PM |
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