conversations, funny ones.... Options

[happygoluckyng]

just bored....so..........

wanna post any funny convo's you've been a part of...?..lol...you can censor the other person's names...lol

[happygoluckyng]

Me:hey jared like my profile?? lol
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: me and taylor were talkin bout how u would b a good president
Jared idk bout that
Me: she said u would b the BEST president
Jared: i would legalize alot of stuff
Me: i kno
Me: lol
Jared: lol
Me: she said u would rule the world and b a drug lord
Jared: true true
Me: and she was like"JARED FOR 2008!!!!" and she said next time she sees u shes gonna b like.."g/l wit the 2008 elections!"
Jared: there wouldnt b ne terrorist cuz i would just bomb there whole country
Me: lol
Me: omg it was funny
Jared: lol
Me: yeah
Me: and she was tellin me how she was beatin the shit out of u and josh hill was down the road and u were like"josh u P**sy help shes beatin my ass!!" or sumthin like that
Me: i was like'rofl!!"
Jared: she was stompin on my my nuts
Jared: that shit hurt
Me: lol
Me: i was like"dammit i wish i was there to have taped it!"
Jared: lol
Me: omg remember when i kiked u in the bak of the balls
Me: ROFL!!!
Jared: yea
Jared: it hurt like a motha f**ker
Me: lol
Me: wat was it u said?
Me: u were like"ppl r gonna think im retarded" or sumthin
Jared: they would have the way i had to walk
Jared: it hurt so bad
Jared: u have no idea
Me: im sry but its funny rofl
Jared: meanie
Jared: lol
Me: lol im sry
Jared: as long as u wont do it again its all good
Me: lol
Me: watch i do it again
Me: lol
Me: i probably would
Jared: nope no good
Me: aww damn
Jared: i would piss my pants
Me: lol
Me: i could see u do that..b like...aww shit i pissed my pants
Jared: no i would b more like. . . .
Jared: . . . f**k I PISSED MY f**kIN PANTS THATS f**kIN BULLSHIT
Me: rofl
Me: remember when i got in trouble by the teacher??
Jared : yea
Me: she was like..do u want a detention? i was like no..and she was like then u better stop!! after she left i kept doin it hahahahahaha
Jared: lmao
Me: i didnt care
Jared: obviously not
Me: anyhoo
Me: remember i called u and made u go down to east to watch me and jared..*wink*
Jared: yea i do
Me: o that gives me the chills
Jared: yea i know
Jared: lol u wanted ppl to watch
Me: no juss u
Me: lol
Jared: should i feel special
Me: wait no..u told me to call u when we were gonna kiss
Me: so u could "Watch"
Jared: i was j/m tho
Me: well u kno i take things seriosuly
Me: seriously**
Jared: yes i do now
Me: now?? u didnt kno that b4???
Jared: no i learned it that day
Me: oo
Me: god too many funny times..haha u got shot in the eye wit a bebe gun..i think it was a bebe gun
Jared: yea that hurt too
Me: hahaha
Jared: i emptied the gun on him tho
Me: who was it that did it?
Jared: nick avil
Me: hahaha
Jared: auvil***
Me: u should of kiked his ass
Me: i hate him
Jared: i shot him like 50 times n the back at point black
Me: lol
Jared: blank***
Jared: he was bleedin enough
Me: haha
Me: was it u that jumped off of haunds roof onto his trampoline?
Me: hauns**
Jared: no it was the otha jared
Me: o haun did it?
Jared: yea i didnt feel like missin the f**kin thing
Me: o
Me: i thought it was u
Jared: nope
Me: ooo
Me: juss curious have u heard of kittie?
Jared: yea
Me: do u like them?
Jared: they r all rite
Me: yeah
Me: lol nice profile
Jared: yes it is
Me: but mines bigger
Jared: so
Me: so
Me: anyhoo
Jared: sOoOoOoOo
Me: brb
Jared (8:27:55 PM): k
Me: ok bka
Me: bak&
Me(: bak*****
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Jared): havin trouble there
Me: lol yeah
Me: i was like..godammit
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: dont make fun of me!!!
Me: only i can do that! lol
Jared: i do the same thing . . . .
Jared: . . . when im stoned
Me: really?
Me: lol
Me: i was jokin
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: yes jared im that retarded i make fun of myself
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Jared: well u could b cuz its been a ling time since i seen or talked to u
Jared: long***
Me: true HEY!!!!
Jared: lol
Me: *hmhp* ur not my special buddy anymore
Me: *hmph*
Jared: :-(
Jared : fine b that way
Me: im juss playin
Jared: lol
Me: ur my special buddy..u will always b my special buddy!!!!:-D
Jared: yay lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im soo frickin retarded
Me: im sitting here dancing all weird to mxpx
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: rofl
Jared: i thought u said u werent retarded lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im really hyper
Jared: omg
Jared: im really not hyper
Me: omg!omg! omg!!!!
Me: u suck
Jared: no i get sucked
Jared: lol
Me: really? by who ur dog
Me: lol
Me jk
Me o shit ur gonna kill me
Jared: ur mean =-O
Me: jared!!!!!! not that face!! naughty boy!!!
Jared: >:o ********* wrong face
Me: lol
Jared: lol yes i am retarded
Me: yay!! we can b retarded together wait..
Me: yeah
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: i think im smokin sumthin
Me: want sum?
Jared: yea
Jared : wat u smokin
Me: umm weed? idk
Me: lol
Jared: o i only do crack now
Me: ok crack
Jared: guess wat
Me: wat?
Jared: guess wat
Me: wat?
Jared: i dont do crack but i did do...............
Jared: ..... acid
Me: ok acid
Jared: cant smoke acid u got to drink it
Me: owwwww
Me: lol i went to go put my hands on my face and say omg!!!! make up ur mind to the computer and i hit my head on the bak of my chair
Me: see how retarded i've gotten?
Me: ow that hurt
Jared: lmao
Jared: lol
Me: hehehe
Me: but that did hurt
Me: ok u kno wat!!!! ur not gettin any of my stuff!!!!!
Jared: y not
Me: b/c i don even kno wat im smokin or w/e lol and u cant seem to make up ur mind!!!!
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: wow ive gotten retarded in like..uhh...
Me: 6 months lol
Jared : lol
Me: i think i was retarded to begin wit lol
Jared: not this much
Jared: no offense meant
Me: hey ur mean
Jared: i said no offense
Jared: if that is how u spell it
Me: yes jared thats how u spell it
Jared: k lol
Me: lol
Me: and i thought i couldnt spell jk
Jared: i know i cant spell and im proud
Me: lol


the smokin part..it was a joke >.<

nobody's gonna read all that....lol
how bout this.......

xoxoCocaoBabixoxo: Man white folds, you ask them one question and they give you their whole life story...haha
SwEETonYou080{me}: haha...dumbass...you white...well.....close enough....lmao

lol...I found that kinda funny...it happened like 2 seconds ago...and there was this one time...I was like how you fall up some stairs...and my friend was like ....omg I do that all the time....haha