Is it gay?, The bible says... Options

[MAXpowers1023]

Now in the bible it says "thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex, unless of course you were given the consent to join in. Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex, which isn't that bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions. Either before, during, or after performing the action that which is nomally refered to as such more commonly known phrases that are more used by todays kids in a more derogatory way. But who's to say "whats fair to say, or what not to say?"

Is it gay to play PUTT PUTT GOLF with a friend? And watch his BUTT BUTT when he tee's off? BUT BUT I ain't done yet. In football the quaterback yells out "HUT HUT" while he reaches in another grown man's ass, grabs on his nuts. But just what if it was never ment , it was just an accident, but he triped, fell, slipped and his penis when in his teeny tiny little round hiny and he didn't mean it but his little weiny flinched just a little bit. And i dont need to go into any more details, but what if he pictured it as a females butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up.

[Nerotine]

Put down the bong.
Slowly.

lol