killer new fad Options

[ryfitaDF]

i don't know if you've noticed, but theirs a cool new thing to do. all the cool kids are doing it. it's called cutting, and it's one of the dumbest things i've ever seen. you may have seen me write about the popularity of alcohol being a suicidal trend, metephoricly, but now suicide really IS a trend!

KILLER NEW FAD
“Suicide has been cool for centuries
We can clearly see with intoxication being tradition
But, now, there’s a more accurate mean to suicide:
Cutting!
Yes, cutting
Not poisoning yourself
Just bleeding from a self laceration, perferibly on the wrist
Until you feel all the pain of being a teenager just flow out
PLUS! Chix dig it!
So go out and cut yourself today!”

You’re f**king pathetic

Normally, I would hand you some words
To lift your spirits a bit
But once you take it down the road
Is when I stop giving a shit
Give yourself some scars
Cause it’s the thing to do
So when a real dilemma rears its head
You will not have a clue

Check out this killer new fad
It’s called cutting and it’s easy as pie
It’s a surefire way for us to get laid
Cause people think it’s cute when you want to die

In this world full of misery
It’s a fight until the end
And, trust me, their’s a way to win
That doesn’t involve hurting yourself or your friends
Arm yourself with dignity
Honor and self discipline
The trek is long and narrow
But I know that you can win

f**k your killer new fad
You call it cutting, I call it ridiculous
It’s not a cry for help
But a scheme for growth egocentric
f**k you and your killer new fad
The fluxuation of a bullshit trend
A desperate act for attention
You’ll fit in perfect with the dead

[ryfitaDF]

i fully indorse masturbation

perhaps that'll be what my next song's about?