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[*[2]Nekked*]

haha this is hilarious.. close this if u think its member bashing, but i dont think it is cuz all it is is a factual conversation. im not saying anything else. or even insulting him.


this is a convo he had with jessica, aka Rivendell:

rhavendhi:  s   9  t  4:  so do you live at your schoo?
s   9  t  4:  school*
rhavendhi:  yeah
rhavendhi:  thats usually what you do in college
s   9  t  4:  lol
s   9  t  4:  not alwaysd
s   9  t  4:  but i do 2
s   9  t  4:  hmm
rhavendhi:  which school?
s   9  t  4:  plenty
rhavendhi:  plenty?
rhavendhi:  thats not an applicable answer
s   9  t  4:  ha
s   9  t  4:  comminity colleges you dont
s   9  t  4:  i go to harvard law
s   9  t  4:  what bout you?
rhavendhi:  harvard law
rhavendhi:  you are not a harvard law student dear
s   9  t  4:  :P
rhavendhi:  nice try
s   9  t  4:  how do you know
s   9  t  4:  lol
rhavendhi:  where IS harvard's law school?
s   9  t  4:  i didnt say i went there i was j/k
s   9  t  4:  i said
s   9  t  4:  how would you know
s   9  t  4:  i dont go there
rhavendhi:  i can tell just from the way you type
rhavendhi:  and your posts on cb
s   9  t  4:  0.o
rhavendhi:  and my friend from highschool goes to harvard
rhavendhi:  so i know what harvard kids sound like
s   9  t  4:  haha
s   9  t  4:  so where you go?
rhavendhi:  central connecticut state university
s   9  t  4:  i go to virgina state university
s   9  t  4: 
s   9  t  4:  what classes do you take/
rhavendhi:  whats the mascot
rhavendhi:  you dont know your own mascot? tsk
s   9  t  4:  back
s   9  t  4:  my head master came
s   9  t  4:  were not supposed to be on aim
s   9  t  4:  zzzz
rhavendhi:  ah
rhavendhi:  so whats your mascot there at VSU?
s   9  t  4:  we dont have a sports team
rhavendhi:  yuh huh
rhavendhi:  try again
rhavendhi:  because according to the VSU homepage, you do
s   9  t  4:  0.o
rhavendhi:  you can stop lying whenever
s   9  t  4:  not lying..
rhavendhi:  rhavendhi:  s   9  t  4:  we dont have one
s   9  t  4:  lemme go check the stupid wall
s   9  t  4:  where everything is there
s   9  t  4:  zzz
rhavendhi:  http://www.vsu.edu/pages/102.asp
s   9  t  4:  http://www.virginia.edu/
s   9  t  4:  school website
s   9  t  4: 
s   9  t  4:  anyhoiw
s   9  t  4:  its
s   9  t  4:  a
s   9  t  4:  stupid
s   9  t  4:  owl
rhavendhi:  thats the university of virginia
s   9  t  4:  ya
rhavendhi:  you told me you went to virgina state
s   9  t  4:  i go there zz
rhavendhi:  you dont even know where you go
s   9  t  4:  uva
rhavendhi:  rhavendhi:  rhavendhi:  s   9  t  4:  i go to virgina state university
s   9  t  4:  i said that
s   9  t  4:  hm
s   9  t  4:  lemme check my logs zzzzzz
rhavendhi:  virginia state is not virginia university
s   9  t  4:  ah who cares its just a name
s   9  t  4:  owell
s   9  t  4:  i made
s   9  t  4:  a
s   9  t  4:  stupid
rhavendhi:  uh huh
s   9  t  4:  mistakr
s   9  t  4:  mistake*
rhavendhi:  you cant make a mistake like that
rhavendhi:     9  t  4: you can if you havnt slept in 5 days
rhavendhi:  ive never forgotten where i go to school
rhavendhi:  even if i hadnt slept in 5 days
s   9  t  4:  wait
s   9  t  4:  im lost
s   9  t  4:  i would
s   9  t  4:  id forget where i go
rhavendhi:  then you should have that checked out
s   9  t  4:  my classes
s   9  t  4:  anything
s   9  t  4:  sorry
s   9  t  4:  jeez

we invited him into the chat room for further questioning:

l 2 l Nekked:  so where do you goto school?
s   9  t  4:  university of virginia
l 2 l Nekked:  are you sure?
rhavendhi:  lol
l 2 l Nekked:  think about it first
l 2 l Nekked:  think hard.
s   9  t  4:  hm
s   9  t  4:  this is a toughy
s   9  t  4:  do i or not
s   9  t  4:  hmm
s   9  t  4:  lets see
s   9  t  4:  im still thinking
l 2 l Nekked:  are you sure its not virginia state university?
s   9  t  4:  no
s   9  t  4:  its not
s   9  t  4:  i live here
l 2 l Nekked:  really
s   9  t  4:  i think i shouldk now
s   9  t  4:  should*
l 2 l Nekked:  a couple minutes ago you told jessica you went to virginia state
s   9  t  4:  i said it twas a mistake
s   9  t  4:  havnt slept in 5 days
s   9  t  4:  went partying last night
l 2 l Nekked:  no u said university of virginia was a mistake
s   9  t  4:  dont think id remember
s   9  t  4:  wtf.
s   9  t  4:  NO
s   9  t  4:  i checked my logs
l 2 l Nekked:  yeah.
s   9  t  4:  it says
s   9  t  4:  i said virginia stare
s   9  t  4:  state*
s   9  t  4:  then university of virginia
s   9  t  4:  zzzz
l 2 l Nekked:  hah
s   9  t  4:  trying to confuse me
l 2 l Nekked:  whats your field of study?
s   9  t  4:  wait
s   9  t  4:  why
s   9  t  4:  are
s   9  t  4:  all
s   9  t  4:  of
l 2 l Nekked:  just wondering
s   9  t  4 has left the room.
l 2 l Nekked:  rofl
l 2 l Nekked:  rate limit
rhavendhi:  loloolololol
l 2 l Nekked:  pathological liar
rhavendhi:  oooh, he wants to come back
l 2 l Nekked:  let him
l 2 l Nekked:  im having fun
s   9  t  4 has entered the room.
l 2 l Nekked:  whats your field of study?
rhavendhi:  glad i could help trish
s   9  t  4:  i told jessica
s   9  t  4:  no mroe questions
s   9  t  4:  so leave
s   9  t  4:  me
s   9  t  4:  alone
l 2 l Nekked:  how come?
s   9  t  4:  cuz
l 2 l Nekked:  its just a question
s   9  t  4:  this is the millionth question
l 2 l Nekked:  dont you know your major?
s   9  t  4 has left the room.

now you know i couldnt leave that alone...

so I IMed him

l 2 l Nekked:  why is it such a problem for you to tell us what your major is?
s   9  t  4:  its not
s   9  t  4:  but why do u keep asking questions
l 2 l Nekked:  so why wont you answer?
l 2 l Nekked:  im curious..
l 2 l Nekked:  you've never been curious?
s   9  t  4:  dont think so
l 2 l Nekked:  sure you have
s   9  t  4:  ya
s   9  t  4:  well i dont like being asked so many questions
l 2 l Nekked:  but its just the basics lol
l 2 l Nekked:  do you suffer from paranoia?
s   9  t  4:  hell no
l 2 l Nekked:  how will you ever survive in a conversation with someone if you get all sketchy when they start asking about your school life?
s   9  t  4:  i dont
s   9  t  4:  but when im doing school work
s   9  t  4:  i dont like to be bothered
s   9  t  4:  unless its important
l 2 l Nekked:  but you IMed jessica
s   9  t  4:  ya
l 2 l Nekked:  so you bothered her
s   9  t  4:  when i wasnt in class
l 2 l Nekked:  how could you have moved from your dorm to class in a matter of seconds?
s   9  t  4:  i wasnt in dorm
s   9  t  4:  like 57 minutes ago i was
s   9  t  4:  47*
s   9  t  4:  to get something
s   9  t  4:  not to chat
l 2 l Nekked:  um i dont think so
l 2 l Nekked:  because you and jessica were still talking between that time
s   9  t  4:  ya 1-147
l 2 l Nekked:  are you lying to me?
s   9  t  4:  no
l 2 l Nekked:  are you sure?
s   9  t  4:  but are you bothering me
s   9  t  4:  yes
l 2 l Nekked:  how are you on AIM in class?
l 2 l Nekked:  i know you arent on Mobile IM
s   9  t  4:  im
s   9  t  4:  on
l 2 l Nekked:  i think you're lying to me
s   9  t  4:  a
s   9  t  4:  lap
s   9  t  4:  top
s   9  t  4:  anyhow
s   9  t  4:  you can bypass to get on aim
l 2 l Nekked:  does your laptop have access to Virginia State's routers?
s   9  t  4:  with a school computer
s   9  t  4:  whats with all the questions
s   9  t  4:  i need to finish my template so likei ll im u in 5 minutes or so
l 2 l Nekked:  well you need to be able to access their router to be on the interent from your laptop
s   9  t  4:  kthxbrb
l 2 l Nekked:  haha
l 2 l Nekked:  its just a yes or no question
l 2 l Nekked:  whats with you?
s   9  t  4:  im mad
s   9  t  4:  i messed up on my coding
l 2 l Nekked:  you like to bother people but you dont like to be bothered yourself?
l 2 l Nekked:  coding?
l 2 l Nekked:  whatchya coding? maybe i can help.
s   9  t  4:  yes coding
s   9  t  4:  my html
s   9  t  4:  for my new wbpage
s   9  t  4:  for school
l 2 l Nekked:  just html?
s   9  t  4:  naw theres more
s   9  t  4:  but its like hard for me to do it
s   9  t  4:  and type
s   9  t  4:  so like brb
l 2 l Nekked:  dont you have to type to code?
s   9  t  4:  i mean on aim
l 2 l Nekked:  i can code it for you in a matterof minutes
l 2 l Nekked:  want me toA?
l 2 l Nekked:  to*
s   9  t  4:  thats cheating its something i have to do
s   9  t  4:  for a grade
l 2 l Nekked:  so your major revolves around web programming?
s   9  t  4:  web design
s   9  t  4:  ya
l 2 l Nekked:  how many credits are you taking this semester?
l 2 l Nekked:  im taking 18
s   9  t  4:  does it matter
s   9  t  4:  thats cool
s   9  t  4:  you must be very smart
l 2 l Nekked:  yeah it does matter
l 2 l Nekked:  what?
s   9  t  4:  18 credits is a lot
l 2 l Nekked:  not raelly
s   9  t  4:  to me it is
l 2 l Nekked:  its one class more than full time
s   9  t  4:  mhm
l 2 l Nekked:  so hows it a lot? lol
s   9  t  4:  i dunno
s   9  t  4:  heh
s   9  t  4:  lemme get back to work
s   9  t  4:  ill im u in 5 mins
l 2 l Nekked:  mk
l 2 l Nekked:  pixelcatalyst: tell him i might want to hire him
pixelcatalyst: for my business
s   9  t  4:  what in the hell
l 2 l Nekked:  i work for him
l 2 l Nekked:  he has a webdesigning team
s   9  t  4:  cool
l 2 l Nekked:  i do vector art
l 2 l Nekked:  he says he might like to hire you
s   9  t  4:  i see
l 2 l Nekked:  what programming languages do you know?
s   9  t  4:  hm
s   9  t  4:  javascript
s   9  t  4:  php
s   9  t  4:  html
s   9  t  4:  eh
s   9  t  4:  not that many
s   9  t  4:  hold on
l 2 l Nekked:  do you have any examples of your work?
s   9  t  4:  not on this computer
s   9  t  4:  back in my dorm
s   9  t  4:  i have plenty
l 2 l Nekked:  how much PHP do you know?
s   9  t  4:  i dont know
s   9  t  4:  some
l 2 l Nekked:  basic?
l 2 l Nekked:  just like..includes?
s   9  t  4:  hold up
s   9  t  4:  gay
l 2 l Nekked:  ?
s   9  t  4:  i just got an e-mail
s   9  t  4:  another school wants me to go to there school
s   9  t  4:  a diff college
s   9  t  4:  there like
l 2 l Nekked:  really now..
s   9  t  4:  " ive seen your work and wed give you a free schlorship to our school "
l 2 l Nekked:  that's interesting
s   9  t  4:  im like
s   9  t  4:  i dun want to go
s   9  t  4:  i dont care
s   9  t  4:  so ya
s   9  t  4:  i dont like to be bothered
s   9  t  4:  heh
l 2 l Nekked:  but its a free scholarship
l 2 l Nekked:  you could be saving lots of money
s   9  t  4:  i dont pay for my college
s   9  t  4:  i dont pay to go here*
l 2 l Nekked:  you dont pay for virginia state?
s   9  t  4:  nopers
l 2 l Nekked:  how much is their tuition anyways?
s   9  t  4:  university of virginia*
s   9  t  4:  and i dont know
s   9  t  4:  lemme check
s   9  t  4:  im not that smart
s   9  t  4:  tell me if this is a good school http://www.kw.edu/
l 2 l Nekked:  what would you be majoring in there?
s   9  t  4:  hm
s   9  t  4:  diffrent ones
s   9  t  4:  computer science
l 2 l Nekked:  huh?
l 2 l Nekked:  what work have they seen?
s   9  t  4:  different majors
l 2 l Nekked:  so you're taking a dual major?
s   9  t  4:  i duno
s   9  t  4:  whas that mean
s   9  t  4:  <.<
s   9  t  4:  http://www.kw.edu/degree_cs.asp?active=degree
l 2 l Nekked:  CSI?
s   9  t  4:  thats where they want me
l 2 l Nekked:  but you dont know CSI
s   9  t  4:  0.o
l 2 l Nekked:  you just said u know html js and php
s   9  t  4:  i said
l 2 l Nekked:  that's webprogramming
s   9  t  4:  and more
s   9  t  4:  not many
l 2 l Nekked:  not computer programming
s   9  t  4:  zzzz
s   9  t  4:  bah its just something they sent m
l 2 l Nekked:  so you know C++?
s   9  t  4:  so who knows
s   9  t  4:  ya
l 2 l Nekked:  what kind of work have they seen?
l 2 l Nekked:  im a bit confused here
s   9  t  4:  i dont know
s   9  t  4:  it justs
s   9  t  4:  just ays*
s   9  t  4:  weve seen your work
s   9  t  4:  i didnt even apply to go there
l 2 l Nekked:  hmm
l 2 l Nekked:  can i read the email?
s   9  t  4:  why
l 2 l Nekked:  there may be a catch
s   9  t  4:  mhm
l 2 l Nekked:  sometimes schools will try to sucker u into something
s   9  t  4:  ahh
s   9  t  4:  i c
s   9  t  4:  lemme re read it
s   9  t  4:  brb
s   9  t  4:  yep
s   9  t  4:  thjeres a catch
s   9  t  4:  it says
s   9  t  4:  very small
s   9  t  4:  "you must be 23 with 6 years of experience and have a bachelors degree in computer science"
s   9  t  4:  im like
s   9  t  4:  nope and nope
s   9  t  4:  how can u be 23 with 6 years
s   9  t  4:  i dont get it
l 2 l Nekked:  uh
l 2 l Nekked:  u start college at 18
s   9  t  4:  ah
s   9  t  4:  i see
l 2 l Nekked:  18 + 6 = 23
s   9  t  4:  no
s   9  t  4:  its 24
l 2 l Nekked:  well
l 2 l Nekked:  including 18
l 2 l Nekked:  so thats 18 + 5
l 2 l Nekked:  18 19 20 21 22 23
s   9  t  4:  i started at 17
l 2 l Nekked:  so its still 6 years..
s   9  t  4:  ya
s   9  t  4:  but im not 23
s   9  t  4:  o well
l 2 l Nekked:  i started at 17 too
s   9  t  4:  cool
l 2 l Nekked:  but they said they saw your work
s   9  t  4:  when did you graduate
l 2 l Nekked:  last year
s   9  t  4:  same
l 2 l Nekked:  im a first year
s   9  t  4:  yep yep
l 2 l Nekked:  how old are you now?
s   9  t  4:  um 18
s   9  t  4:  you?
l 2 l Nekked:  so you're.. a sophmore?
s   9  t  4:  noo
l 2 l Nekked:  still 17 for another month
s   9  t  4:  i started this year
s   9  t  4:  i graduated in 2003
s   9  t  4:  o wait
s   9  t  4:  im so stupid
l 2 l Nekked:  hm?
s   9  t  4:  zz
s   9  t  4:  im lost
s   9  t  4:  lemme start over
l 2 l Nekked:  excuse me?
s   9  t  4:  im lost
l 2 l Nekked:  in what?
s   9  t  4:  wait
s   9  t  4:  i was born
s   9  t  4:  in 87
s   9  t  4:  so that makes me
l 2 l Nekked:  87?!?!

s   9  t  4:  ya
s   9  t  4:  why?
s   9  t  4:  OOPS
s   9  t  4:  WAIT
s   9  t  4:  wTF
s   9  t  4:  i mean
s   9  t  4:  im so lost
s   9  t  4:  zzzzzzz
l 2 l Nekked:  how do you not know your own date of birth?
s   9  t  4:  no im reading something
l 2 l Nekked:  what?
s   9  t  4:  e-mail
s   9  t  4:  from my brother
l 2 l Nekked:  what year were you born in?
s   9  t  4:  85
s   9  t  4:  you?
l 2 l Nekked:  but u just said 87
s   9  t  4:  i was talkin to my bro
s   9  t  4:  who knows
l 2 l Nekked:  what does that have to do with anything?
s   9  t  4:  i dont know
s   9  t  4:  forget it
l 2 l Nekked:  do you think im an idiot?
s   9  t  4:  no
l 2 l Nekked:  you're obviously lying to me.
s   9  t  4:  you think im one?
l 2 l Nekked:  i think you're a pathological liar
s   9  t  4:  k
l 2 l Nekked:  jessica tells me on your away message you had "i had out of school suspension"
s   9  t  4:  when?
l 2 l Nekked:  universities dont give out of school suspensions
s   9  t  4:  i never had out of school suspension
l 2 l Nekked:  thats not what your away message said
s   9  t  4:  not this year i didnt
s   9  t  4:  when did you read this?
l 2 l Nekked:  she said that was your away message a while ago
s   9  t  4:  like when
s   9  t  4:  ive never been suspended this year
s   9  t  4:  wait
s   9  t  4:  nor last year
l 2 l Nekked:  and first you tell me you're 18
s   9  t  4:  i didnt know her then
s   9  t  4:  ya
l 2 l Nekked:  but you were born in 87
l 2 l Nekked:  now u say 85
s   9  t  4:  wait
s   9  t  4:  i was born in
s   9  t  4:  2004
s   9  t  4:  thats right
s   9  t  4:  just leave me alone
s   9  t  4:  pretend you dont know me
l 2 l Nekked:  2004?
l 2 l Nekked:  so you're 11 months old?
s   9  t  4:  no wait
s   9  t  4:  2004 november the 5th
s   9  t  4:  wait 11th
l 2 l Nekked:  so you arent even born yet?
s   9  t  4:  nope
s   9  t  4:  trying to see how im a lyer
l 2 l Nekked:  i dont understand you
l 2 l Nekked:  why cant you make up your mind?
s   9  t  4:  im just acting stupid
l 2 l Nekked:  first you're at harvard law
s   9  t  4:  u think im lying
s   9  t  4:  so i keep lying
l 2 l Nekked:  then university of virginia
l 2 l Nekked:  then virginia state
s   9  t  4:  no
s   9  t  4:  i was kidding
s   9  t  4:  harvard law
l 2 l Nekked:  now you're 18
l 2 l Nekked:  born in 87
l 2 l Nekked:  now 85
s   9  t  4:  now 2004
l 2 l Nekked:  first you're a webprogrammer
l 2 l Nekked:  now you're a computer programmer
l 2 l Nekked:  first you're in your dorm
l 2 l Nekked:  now you're in your class
s   9  t  4:  i never siad that
s   9  t  4:  lemme start over
s   9  t  4:  im out of my mind right now
s   9  t  4:  i was born october the 8th, 1987
s   9  t  4:  im 18
s   9  t  4:  birthday justp assed
l 2 l Nekked:  1987
s   9  t  4:  i go to university of virginia
s   9  t  4:  yes
l 2 l Nekked:  would mean you're 17
l 2 l Nekked:  because i was born in 86
s   9  t  4:  not if my b-day passed
l 2 l Nekked:  i was born in 86
l 2 l Nekked:  and im 17
l 2 l Nekked:  turning 18 this year
s   9  t  4:  -.-
l 2 l Nekked:  you're YOUNGER than me if you were born in 87
s   9  t  4:  k
s   9  t  4:  i guess i lied then
s   9  t  4:  who knows
l 2 l Nekked:  how old are you really?
l 2 l Nekked:  14?
s   9  t  4:  never
s   9  t  4:  17
l 2 l Nekked:  so you dont even goto college
l 2 l Nekked:  you're still a highschool senior
s   9  t  4:  i do go to college
s   9  t  4:  grduated 1 year early
l 2 l Nekked:  i doubt that
s   9  t  4:  i dont
l 2 l Nekked:  you cant even figure out that 18 years back is 1986
s   9  t  4:  i can
l 2 l Nekked:  i doubt they would let you graduate
s   9  t  4:  wait
l 2 l Nekked:  if you cant do simple subtraction
s   9  t  4:  not while im coding
s   9  t  4:  zzz
l 2 l Nekked:  theres math involved in coding
s   9  t  4:  im not stupid you know
s   9  t  4:  i might lie sometimes
s   9  t  4:  but im not stupid
s   9  t  4:  jeez
s   9  t  4:  why are you still talking to me
s   9  t  4:  i lied to you
l 2 l Nekked:  so what programming languages do you know?
s   9  t  4:  shouldnt you block me
s   9  t  4:  or
s   9  t  4:  somethign
l 2 l Nekked:  PHP, HTML, JS
l 2 l Nekked:  MYSQL?
l 2 l Nekked:  ASP?
l 2 l Nekked:  VS?

l 2 l Nekked:  C++?
l 2 l Nekked:  C?
l 2 l Nekked:  JAVA?
l 2 l Nekked:  Kobal?
l 2 l Nekked:  Assembly?
l 2 l Nekked:  Machine Language?
s   9  t  4:  most of em
s   9  t  4:  but i dunno maching language
s   9  t  4:  kobal
s   9  t  4:  or
s   9  t  4:  vs
s   9  t  4 signed off at 2:28:56 PM.
l 2 l Nekked:  so you know assembly?
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[*tweeak*]

thats retarded. thats actually the first entire posted convo ive read, but its really funny. why would youbother to lie if you were going to contradict yourself so often? people...