my son's more successful than yours |
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Sep 21 2004, 07:53 PM
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Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay." As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio." you pplz get it??if u dont scroll down to explain all this....ill say it in 3 words... THEY'RE ALL GAY!!! |
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Nov 5 2004, 09:39 PM
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lol never heard that one..so funny!
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swtmaggie92 my son's more successful than yours Sep 21 2004, 07:53 PM
mzteriouzme007 that's funny... hahahaha... ^_^ rofl Sep 21 2004, 08:40 PM
AzNPmPGMr haha.. gay jokes are the best Sep 21 2004, 10:02 PM
o0_BLuez_0o haha i get it very funny Sep 21 2004, 11:24 PM
gothicvengeance LOL!! Sep 25 2004, 06:07 PM
Angel_Cece haha very funny Sep 25 2004, 06:16 PM
AzN tOmBoI LOL!!!! Sep 25 2004, 08:58 PM
ohBrian ROTFLMAO !! Sep 25 2004, 09:06 PM
1--GIRL Haha Sep 26 2004, 03:01 AM
xtremeliquid Oh...okay. Sep 28 2004, 12:41 AM
MasteRxKiD After the second guy, I had a pretty good idea wha... Sep 28 2004, 12:53 AM
Surfs_in_Cali Hahahahaha...that was funny...I think I heard that... Sep 28 2004, 05:38 PM
i ami_am LMAO!! GAY!!! THERE ALL GAY... Oct 1 2004, 08:31 PM
wind&fire it wasnt that funny... Oct 1 2004, 11:30 PM
LittleLulu hahahahaha LOL
my god thats funni Oct 2 2004, 02:06 AM
literemix24 thats hilarious xP Oct 31 2004, 05:03 AM
x emo screamo x lmao! good one.. Oct 31 2004, 12:35 PM
LiLEthiopian HAHA..had to think it through a little bit. Nov 1 2004, 04:58 PM
DaTru KataLYST Haha, I saw this one long time ago. Good joke of c... Nov 1 2004, 08:16 PM
rhqtpie hahaha nice one Nov 3 2004, 06:22 PM
niez_cho *lol* I heard this before... and it's still fu... Nov 4 2004, 08:11 AM
shawty_redd haha funny Nov 4 2004, 09:16 AM
Shortiiex lolz Nov 22 2004, 04:02 PM
sunissed14127 lol....thats funny Nov 24 2004, 01:30 PM
autumn. LOLZZZZZZZZZ HHAHAHA PUAHAHAH HEHEHEHE.
good joke... Nov 24 2004, 01:35 PM
miss barnes lol lmao! thats was too too cute Nov 25 2004, 12:52 AM
archana oh thats cuteee. Nov 25 2004, 10:55 AM
LiLaZnGirL122 hahaha Nov 28 2004, 12:45 AM
MeWooHoo ohhh that is soo great....i love gay people...i wo... Nov 28 2004, 01:23 AM
electric shock LOL
=) loved it. Nov 28 2004, 03:07 PM
mirage lolz, that's so "gay", haha Nov 30 2004, 05:07 PM
me_myself_andi2003 lmao gay people rock! *cough*me*cough*
lmao it... Dec 2 2004, 05:54 AM
Nicolatofu i didn't even have to read this one, i read it... Dec 2 2004, 08:46 AM
islandkiss lols. that's hilarious Dec 3 2004, 04:43 PM
mirage man, it must be sad for the other fathers to find ... Dec 3 2004, 04:57 PM
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo all the sons are gay??
wowee, surprise surprise... Dec 9 2004, 07:36 PM
mizzlem0nade lol i love that joke, it's actually funny Dec 10 2004, 02:02 AM
domsweetie HAHAHAHA. Okay, that's funny! Dec 11 2004, 09:03 AM![]() ![]() |