anti-chainletter chainletter Options

[xj_liana_tx]

well i just saw a topic about chainletters so i found this, u all ve probably seen it but just in case if u haven't, this is pretty fun to read, i think. Yeah i no its long and all but, hope u can enjoy it.





>Hello, my name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and
>deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by
>squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent
>to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that
>poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a potato growing out of her forehead
>will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck
>parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe
>that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to
>$1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, lookyhere If I scroll down this page and
>make a wish, I'll meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow What a bunch
>of junk. So basically, this message is directed to all the people out there
>who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
>Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a
>moron" on my forehead in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing
>the chain which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought
>to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to
>the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest
>continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're going to forward
>something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the
>"send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse
>for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
>forwards about 90 times. It's getting old. Show a little intelligence and
>think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards.
>Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
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> THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
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>Chain Letter Type 1:
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> >>> Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish :)
> >>> Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
> >>> First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people
> >>> in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja
> >>> elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of
> >>> manure. It's true Because, THIS letter isn't like all
> >>> of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE Really
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> >>> Here's how it goes:
> >>> *Send this to 1 person: One person will be
> >>> annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
> >>> letter.
> >>> *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be
> >>> annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
> >>> letter.
> >>> *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
> >>> annoyed with you for sending them a stupid
> >>> chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
> >>> *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will
> >>> be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid
> >>> chain letter and will napalm your house.
> >>> Thanks Good Luck
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> Chain Letter Type 2:
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> Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.
> You see, there is a starving little boy in
> Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no
> legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life
> could be saved, because for every time you pass this on,
> a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless
> Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
> Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no
> way of counting the emails sent and this is all a
> complete load of junk. So go on reach out. Send this to
> 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if
> you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will
> die instantly Thanks again
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> Chain Letter Type 3:
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> Hi there This chain letter has been in existence
> since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because
> there was no email then and probably not as many sad
> email addicts with nothing better to do. So this is
> how it works:
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> 1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7
> minutes or something horrible will happen to you
> like:
>
> *Bizarre Horror Story* #1
> Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school
> on Saturday. She had recently received this letter
> and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the
> sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down
> a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying
> out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she
> died too.
> This Could Happen To You
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> *Bizarre Horror Story* 2
> Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in
> his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was
> crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a plane
> that just happened to be flying directly above him.
> This Could Happen To You Too
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> 2. Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley
> and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser
> friends, and everything will be okay.
>
> Chain Letter Type 4:
> As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it
> to every one of your friends.
>
> Friends
> Blah, Blah, Blah,
> Friends,
> Blah, Blah, Blah.
>
> A friend is not someone who sends you chain
> letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come
> true.
>
> Now pass this on If you don't, no one will like you
> for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you
> live.
>
> The point being?
> *If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
> leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of your
> life, delete it.
> *If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by
> making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with
> no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27
> years, whose only chance of living is the 5 cents per
> letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
> otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
>
> *******Now forward this to everyone you know
> otherwise you'll find all your socks missing
> tomorrow morning.

[xj_liana_tx]

whew, i thought this would be considered spam, n e ways, i think im gona use this as my next piece for prose.