hehe just read it, hahah |
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hehe just read it, hahah |
Sep 22 2004, 02:49 PM
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend, she was a dream! There was only one thing that bothered me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check on the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married; she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome, and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house, and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes. He hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car! :D |
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woah close call lol
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ohBrian hehe just read it Sep 22 2004, 02:49 PM
inquisitive_ Good one! Sep 22 2004, 02:55 PM
huney8o8 haha!! i've heard that b4! but i s... Sep 22 2004, 02:56 PM
xtremeliquid Haha...I've heard this one before. Sep 23 2004, 12:51 AM
gothicvengeance Lol! I've heard this one before but it st... Sep 25 2004, 05:44 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 i dun rily get it but den i do >_< Oct 10 2004, 11:54 PM
[X]poised heh. close call. Oct 11 2004, 08:39 AM
lil boi oh gawd.
::jerry:: Oct 11 2004, 12:22 PM
DaTru KataLYST QUOTE(lil boi @ Oct 11 2004, 10:22 AM)oh gawd... Oct 12 2004, 12:23 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix haha funny.. Oct 17 2004, 03:19 AM
wind&fire smart man Oct 19 2004, 08:47 AM
emrzz09 lmao that's great. Oct 19 2004, 06:40 PM
xPartyGrlDx LMAO!!!!!!!!!... Oct 19 2004, 07:00 PM
literemix24 ahahas cracked me up XP Oct 31 2004, 04:47 AM
x emo screamo x lmao.
Good one Oct 31 2004, 12:48 PM
indykid845 nice Oct 31 2004, 07:14 PM
Shortiiex lol.... Nov 22 2004, 03:55 PM
miss barnes i heard it before but i always forget jokes so its... Nov 25 2004, 12:55 AM
anqie he got lucky. Nov 25 2004, 01:08 AM
archana odd.
kind of.. adultish? Nov 25 2004, 11:07 AM
mirage lolz, that was a um... weird story, haha Nov 27 2004, 01:11 PM
sunissed14127 ive heard that one b4.....but its still kinda funn... Nov 28 2004, 03:56 PM![]() ![]() |