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Sep 1 2004, 01:13 AM
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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents. |
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Oct 31 2004, 04:58 AM
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Jessica ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
wow damnn..evilness. lols
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F1R3B4T revenge Sep 1 2004, 01:13 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol...poor girl. but that was a dumb thing 2 do Sep 1 2004, 01:19 AM
tsohg evil joke.. rofl Sep 1 2004, 06:56 PM
pnai4eva lmao, that's so evil...but funny! Sep 2 2004, 03:58 PM
me_myself_andi2003 HES SO EVIL! *GASP* Sep 3 2004, 04:41 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 lmao she deserved it. Sep 3 2004, 05:51 AM
islandkiss hahah. that's hilarious. Sep 3 2004, 10:56 AM
chica777708 ummmm....? ? ? I think I got it just not very... c... Sep 3 2004, 05:54 PM
dani41790 lmao thats dirty Sep 3 2004, 08:41 PM
gothicvengeance QUOTElmao she deserved it.
lol I agree. Sep 27 2004, 06:04 PM
ohBrian haah this is more like a TRUE STORY! Sep 27 2004, 07:13 PM
wind&fire hahahahahaha!!!revenge is sweet! Sep 27 2004, 08:47 PM
stephinika lol oh my god! the poor girl hahaha but she de... Sep 27 2004, 08:52 PM
xtremeliquid Haha...thats funny. Sep 28 2004, 12:36 AM
LittleLulu *muahahahaha* soo evil.. but i think the girl des... Sep 28 2004, 01:48 AM
LiLaZnGirL122 OMGGG good boy but i would hate if that happend to... Oct 10 2004, 11:48 PM
huney8o8 QUOTEummmm....? ? ? I think I got it just not very... Oct 13 2004, 04:08 PM
Auktane that guy is smart..lol...whata pimp....good joke..... Oct 13 2004, 04:16 PM
i ami_am what a genious!!! rawr lol good joke Oct 13 2004, 05:57 PM
lilazneye10 lol funnie as hekk poor girl she gunna get spanked Oct 13 2004, 06:13 PM
sharerol LMAO, sooooo evil!!!!!!... Oct 13 2004, 06:31 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix QUOTE(tsohg @ Sep 1 2004, 4:56 PM)evil joke..... Oct 17 2004, 03:00 AM
mzteriouzme007 how unpredictable.. Nov 12 2004, 12:34 AM
conster oh man.. thats evil Nov 12 2004, 11:01 PM
Weird addiction haha,that is soooo hilarious!! Nov 13 2004, 11:48 AM
azn_r4pf4n ahahaha, hecka revengeful. Nov 13 2004, 11:51 AM
blowpops69 lmao...
smart exboyfriend Nov 13 2004, 11:27 PM
Dusck that gurl is soo unlucky! haha Nov 14 2004, 03:27 AM
that_girl0511 while it was pretty mean (and stupid) to send that... Nov 16 2004, 05:11 PM
miss barnes i think they bothe deserved it. she should have re... Nov 16 2004, 10:20 PM
tresa1992 Ahaha. Funny. Yet evil. Nov 17 2004, 12:35 AM
Shortiiex that is a good revenge Nov 22 2004, 03:58 PM
sunissed14127 lol ive heard that one lol...but still funny! Nov 28 2004, 03:59 PM
unrequited LOL that was funny Nov 28 2004, 04:24 PM
mirage LOLZ, poor guy... and an evil too... Nov 30 2004, 04:53 PM![]() ![]() |