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![]() make me lala ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 ![]() |
a med school teacher tells his class at the end of the period that they're gonna be havin' a real cadaver the next day...
so the next day everyone comes in all pumped and excited 'cause they got a real body to work with... the teacher says to his students "come on everyone... stand around and watch closely... i want you to do exactly as i do" ... the kids gathered 'round eagerly and watched in horror as the teacher sticks a finger in the dead person's a-hole, pulls it out, and then sticks it in his mouth ... the kids all take a step back but the teacher insists "come on class don't be nervous... do exactly as i did" ... one by one the students go up... stick a finger in the dead guys ass... and then proceed to put them in their mouths' ... when everyone has completed this task the teachers stands up and announces "now the first lesson you have learned today is to pay very close attention... i told you all to do exactly as i did... if you watched carefully you would have seen that i stuck my middle finger in his rectum and my [i]index[i/] finger in my mouth... i find this joke very funny but its kinda gross |
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![]() Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 ![]() |
dats just... nasty
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