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 Oct 29 2004, 10:54 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
Yeah...we all know he's a lady killer
 Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips 10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents. 8. Shampoo and condition your mustache. 7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the large hummus! 6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and executed. 5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison. 4. "Say it with toxic nerve agents" 3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State reconnaissance satellites. 2. Name a camel after her. 1. Ask if she wants to "inspect your biological weapon." |
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Oct 30 2004, 12:39 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
Number 3 and 1 made me ROFL
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo Romance Tips Oct 29 2004, 10:54 PM
wind&fire oops i cant see ur WMD.... i think ur a eunuch....... Oct 30 2004, 12:53 AM DaTru KataLYST QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 29 2004, 10:53 PM)oops i ... Oct 30 2004, 01:04 AM literemix24 number one 'n five made me laff the most XP Oct 30 2004, 01:44 PM
1--GIRL QUOTE2. Name a camel after her.
ROFL Oct 31 2004, 04:13 AM |
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