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 Sep 22 2004, 08:01 PM
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so what comebacks do you use when someone makes fun of you? or when you make fun of someone else?
well tha only one i can think of now is if you're dissin someone with curly hair, say "you're as striaght as your hair" (meaning, they're gay cause their hair isn't striaght) blah , i was bored |
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Oct 26 2004, 11:43 PM
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All very old and very lame
"everyone needs an ass but not a smart ass" "why don't you go stick a battery up your ass and feel the power" "i'll surely have nightmares thanks to your face" "Hey b*tch!, oo how'd you know I was talking to you" "Shut up with your 2nd grade crap" |
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jnukes comebacks Sep 22 2004, 08:01 PM
MyVermilionPlague "Go buy a house!" and "get in m... Sep 22 2004, 08:04 PM stephinika mm yeah i have no specific ones...the only ones i ... Sep 22 2004, 08:06 PM DaTru KataLYST i am rubber, you are glue! w.e you say bounces... Sep 22 2004, 08:24 PM JustPeachy go practis safe sex and skrew yourself
eh i have m... Sep 22 2004, 08:29 PM juliar ...shut up.
kinda like this online.
LOSER: DUde, y... Sep 22 2004, 08:31 PM DrEaMgUy2K1 i either just cut them off and say your mom or yo ... Sep 22 2004, 08:48 PM Heathasm depends on the situation...if some one openly insu... Sep 22 2004, 08:51 PM magnificentmike I like the YO FACE one. haha its kinda popular at ... Sep 22 2004, 08:53 PM mouse_3k "ur mom..."
"shut up and make me a ... Sep 22 2004, 09:56 PM sweetdreamsx3 Yeah, like the above person said, I can't thin... Sep 22 2004, 10:03 PM jnukes ah i just remembered one
*other person making fun... Sep 22 2004, 10:05 PM RiC3xBoy "ur mom.....both of em"
it usually piss... Sep 22 2004, 10:16 PM Spirited Away I'm not very good with come backs ... except w... Sep 22 2004, 10:25 PM ryfitaDF example:
antagonist (to me): faggot
my friend (to... Sep 22 2004, 10:47 PM magnificentmike lol when someones grumpy and takes their anger out... Sep 22 2004, 11:00 PM
saysaydaplay QUOTE(magnificentmike @ Sep 22 2004, 11:00 PM... Apr 10 2005, 05:11 PM shawty_redd i don't really have a set of comebacks that i ... Sep 23 2004, 08:46 AM lilxl0ser QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Sep 22 2004, 8:48 PM)i ei... Sep 23 2004, 09:03 AM highly_evolved i suck at combacks im jst like "oo yae well..... Sep 23 2004, 09:11 AM magnificentmike lol, theres this kid who says that to me and i alw... Sep 23 2004, 10:06 AM lolita kitty eh
it depepends on the insult they say Sep 23 2004, 10:25 AM someflipguy Lets try this!
Person doing the making fun ... Sep 23 2004, 12:53 PM MasteRxKiD I'm really good on my feet, So I respond accor... Sep 23 2004, 01:37 PM hcosurfkid Umm i say harsh things.. Like
-Go fcuk ur Momma
-u... Sep 23 2004, 02:49 PM tweeak YOUR MOM Sep 23 2004, 02:50 PM nyctophiliac haha i never use
comebacks i just
say shut the fcu... Sep 23 2004, 05:07 PM mony0407 guy#1: says stupid comeback
guy#2: if i wanted a c... Sep 23 2004, 05:21 PM acidbreeze I love them right back.
A lot of people call me a ... Sep 23 2004, 07:25 PM jennypie QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Sep 22 2004, 10:16 PM)... Sep 23 2004, 08:08 PM angel-roh ehh i dont know usually i stay quietly haha Sep 23 2004, 08:16 PM Tag_youre_it hm... i just act nice
and say..... oh really? xxxx... Sep 23 2004, 08:57 PM sheepy umms.. i usually say some mean stuff but right now... Sep 24 2004, 05:07 PM aznxdreamer your face
your mom
your grandma
your great grandma... Sep 24 2004, 09:12 PM blowpops69 hold three fingers up and say "read between t... Sep 24 2004, 09:26 PM LittleLulu when sm1 says "eff u"...which i dont get... Oct 2 2004, 02:48 AM LadyXTor I know what you are but what am i? I usually get ... Oct 2 2004, 12:34 PM ikayto i just stare off and say after they're done, ... Oct 3 2004, 08:18 PM ashesinthefall on time this chick asked if i had my green card wi... Oct 3 2004, 10:50 PM Auktane get in line bitch...nothin special... Oct 9 2004, 03:57 PM autumn. "you suck/you blow"
only after dinner, ... Oct 9 2004, 04:01 PM Yemmerz *rude comment*
Um..yeah, but anyways, can you PLE... Oct 9 2004, 04:06 PM xheartbreaker QUOTEi either just cut them off and say your mom o... Oct 9 2004, 04:44 PM avsugarhigh09 your mom goes to college...
well at least i didn... Oct 9 2004, 08:08 PM wind&fire hahah this happened to me two weeks ago....
guy: ... Oct 9 2004, 09:45 PM sporadic "Go away before I castrate you." Oct 9 2004, 10:08 PM MizKhmerShi If sumoen was about to critize meeh and say that s... Oct 10 2004, 12:06 AM x emo screamo x Uhm....People tell me the bands I like suck ALOT, ... Oct 10 2004, 09:29 PM th5418 Well this one time my friend got pissed off at the... Oct 10 2004, 11:30 PM x emo screamo x QUOTE(th5418 @ Oct 10 2004, 11:30 PM)Well thi... Oct 11 2004, 08:25 PM Re-Mixxed For me it's like, 'you diss, you get disse... Oct 12 2004, 12:32 PM eli5e i say" f.cuk you" Oct 12 2004, 03:44 PM pinkfossils i usually say
"Dude.. why dont u just like ... Oct 12 2004, 05:50 PM jnukes *friend makes a statement about themselves or anyt... Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM huney8o8 ^^ nicee!! i should use that sumtyme!... Oct 13 2004, 04:03 PM lozerface87 " your a smartass. " "its better th... Oct 16 2004, 02:59 PM Statistik "go f*cking suck a dick u mexican fuckbag... Oct 16 2004, 03:11 PM picaso_smile QUOTE(acidbreeze @ Sep 23 2004, 7:25 PM)I lov... Oct 16 2004, 07:09 PM xSWEETxCANDiix QUOTE(stephinika @ Sep 22 2004, 6:06 PM)mm ye... Oct 17 2004, 02:50 AM gothicvengeance bleh...I wouldn't really say I'm that good... Oct 22 2004, 08:26 PM barelyy_coherent If it's a face to face thing...I just ignore t... Oct 23 2004, 06:04 PM ComradeRed We will bury you! Oct 23 2004, 07:01 PM mai_z your mom has always worked well for me haha Oct 23 2004, 08:00 PM ineed2bluvd i use.. "make urself useful and wipe my @... Oct 24 2004, 09:24 AM someflipguy REDRUM!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Okay..... Oct 26 2004, 12:38 PM monde libre 'go fly a kite.'
people said that in PA.
t... Oct 26 2004, 01:08 PM Spirited Away QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Oct 23 2004, 7:01 PM)We wi... Oct 26 2004, 11:33 PM waccoon "You look like you belong in second grade, sh... Oct 26 2004, 11:38 PM mzteriouzme007 haha i like the cardboard box one Oct 27 2004, 08:41 PM emrzz09 Haha the other day I was arguing with this little ... Oct 27 2004, 08:56 PM jnukes ^lol, good one. =D
i just thought of one a few da... Oct 27 2004, 09:00 PM lyin_in_wait who pissed in ur cherrios Nov 13 2004, 10:04 AM so0o_contagious hmm
person: f*ck you
me: ewww!!!
perso... Nov 13 2004, 03:43 PM nas Wow these all sound so... corny Nov 13 2004, 03:55 PM miss barnes i just cuss them out. they usually shut up after t... Nov 17 2004, 04:22 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo QUOTE(mony0407 @ Sep 23 2004, 5:21 PM)guy#1: ... Nov 20 2004, 07:06 PM lonelydevil426 when pplz insult me, i can never think of good com... Nov 21 2004, 08:56 AM CJ1 doofus - you're ugly
me - if im ugly, what... Dec 10 2004, 10:11 PM m&m this guy always sed this 2 me wich anoyed me
me: ... Dec 10 2004, 11:41 PM electric shock when someone says
"yo' momma!"
I... Dec 11 2004, 12:55 AM xbr0kensmil3 when someone tells me to shut up i got it's a ... Dec 11 2004, 10:47 AM xheartbreaker Usually I get insults thrown at me by the wannabe ... Dec 12 2004, 04:06 PM d0nchikit0 I usually use things like..
Some1: Where'd yo... Apr 10 2005, 01:39 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx I remember one kid who was getting a yelling fit f... Apr 10 2005, 01:45 PM Frankie shut the f**k up because i don't speak dumbass... Apr 10 2005, 02:12 PM silence some1: u are ___________ (fill-in-the-blank). ex: ... Apr 10 2005, 02:40 PM freqwenc me and my friends always pass around
comebacks.. l... Apr 10 2005, 04:23 PM YoGrandpaIsFine What are you laughing at? You're fat too. Apr 10 2005, 04:59 PM suddenly she just say anything that confuses them and walk away... Apr 10 2005, 06:38 PM Stuckie I dont talk. Im quick to just lay you out.
But ... Apr 10 2005, 06:46 PM basick any girl - you must be __________
me - you must be... Apr 10 2005, 09:26 PM anqie .. i'd be like..
" eat my balls ".
... Apr 10 2005, 09:28 PM surfhottieoffcoast i know you are but WHAT AM I!!!
ha J... Apr 12 2005, 07:40 PM pinayprincess person a: you dont have a ass
person b: if having... Apr 12 2005, 11:39 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Chubby Cheese(Instead of saying Chuck E Cheese ). Apr 12 2005, 11:42 PM Szeh I don't have much, well maybe i do, but i woul... Apr 13 2005, 02:12 PM wayne "SHUT THE f**k UP"
my favorite one....... Apr 18 2005, 04:58 PM magicfann top of da mornin to ya too b!tch Apr 18 2005, 07:50 PM dahding for those homophobic aholes out there...
"i ... Apr 19 2005, 06:08 AM |
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