how to choose a sexual harrassment victim, by: sammi |
 Oct 21 2004, 03:53 PM
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1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first. 3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time!  4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker. 5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..  6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy.. |
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Oct 24 2004, 05:04 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 2:53 PM) 1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly. 2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first. 3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! 4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker. 5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20.. 6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy.. well from just 1 and 5... i guess you're never going to be a sexual harrassment victim, huh? |
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sammi rules you how to choose a sexual harrassment victim Oct 21 2004, 03:53 PM
tainted_angel *Gasp.*
Why encouuuuurage them?
Awell, I'm SU... Oct 21 2004, 04:34 PM happygoluckyng ain't you suppossed to be making posotive poin... Oct 21 2004, 04:47 PM Rayj You are a very disturbing individual . Oct 21 2004, 05:25 PM yummy_delight LMFAO.
ahem. i mean... ew. no. that's so wro... Oct 21 2004, 05:28 PM [X]poised HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
you funny kid. Oct 21 2004, 05:38 PM Shortiiex do you do sexual harrasment? that is so f_ckin wro... Oct 21 2004, 06:30 PM jambaJUICE Hehe. This made me laugh.
What a naughty kid you ... Oct 21 2004, 06:40 PM waccoon QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 4:53 PM)1. ... Oct 21 2004, 06:57 PM gothicvengeance ... Oct 21 2004, 07:17 PM waccoon QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 21 2004, 8:17 PM)... Oct 21 2004, 07:23 PM sammi rules you QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 21 2004, 6:17 PM)... Oct 21 2004, 07:32 PM tweeak hahahahahaha now that this has been sufficiently s... Oct 21 2004, 08:45 PM wind&fire QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 22 2004, 10:17 AM... Oct 22 2004, 05:32 AM khanhibus I'm sure it's not to be taken seriously. Oct 22 2004, 02:29 PM picaso_smile QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 3:53 PM)1. ... Oct 22 2004, 03:26 PM krnxswat Thank you. I'll make sure to put into practice... Oct 22 2004, 03:31 PM sammi rules you QUOTE(krnxswat @ Oct 22 2004, 2:31 PM)Thank y... Oct 22 2004, 05:31 PM Oreo_bro *puts away his notepade*
*walks away* Oct 22 2004, 07:30 PM wind&fire you need....
7. make sure she is fat so there is... Oct 23 2004, 12:02 AM 1--GIRL ... er... *looks around* Oct 23 2004, 12:32 AM AngelicEyz00 Can I use this on guys!! [squeals] Oct 23 2004, 01:50 AM interwoven.reality confusing but ok Oct 23 2004, 03:47 AM royalfreshness LMAO...
whatever. Oct 23 2004, 08:46 AM tweeak QUOTE(khanhibus @ Oct 22 2004, 2:29 PM)I... Oct 23 2004, 09:30 AM waccoon QUOTE(my_papaya @ Oct 23 2004, 10:30 AM)shes ... Oct 23 2004, 09:47 AM tweeak perhaps, but i dared her to do it nonetheless Oct 23 2004, 11:13 AM xnicole_MuAhZx hahaha sure. :rolls eyes:
[.x.][.a.][.n.][.... Oct 23 2004, 03:51 PM Kit QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 23 2004, 1:50 AM)Can... Oct 24 2004, 04:55 PM xquizit You'd have to be a complete moron not to reali... Oct 24 2004, 08:49 PM sammi rules you QUOTE(xquizit @ Oct 24 2004, 7:49 PM)You... Oct 24 2004, 08:51 PM juliar what if you want to sexually harass someone in the... Oct 25 2004, 07:09 PM sammi rules you QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 25 2004, 6:09 PM)what if y... Oct 25 2004, 07:28 PM x_angawhomps Sammi, that scares the shit out of me. Oct 25 2004, 11:01 PM xSonia Arr..I don want to a a victom..gotta act like all ... Oct 25 2004, 11:45 PM wind&fire QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 26 2004, 10:09 AM)what if ... Oct 26 2004, 01:39 AM waccoon QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 26 2004, 2:39 AM)well the... Oct 26 2004, 08:52 AM someflipguy Elba please sexually harrass me...plz plz plz...he... Oct 26 2004, 09:26 AM AngelicEyz00 okie dokie ryan
[rips ryan's shirt off] Oct 26 2004, 12:58 PM someflipguy o...help plz anybody....o help...get her off!... Oct 26 2004, 01:39 PM sammi rules you QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Oct 25 2004, 10:01 PM)Sa... Oct 26 2004, 05:09 PM Oreo_bro QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 26 2004, 2:09 PM)hah... Oct 26 2004, 10:04 PM xpLiCitsmuRfette sammi, wear less and ill meet you in some dark cor... Oct 26 2004, 10:55 PM Oreo_bro QUOTE(xpLiCitsmuRfette @ Oct 26 2004, 7:55 PM... Oct 26 2004, 10:57 PM wind&fire QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Oct 27 2004, 1:04 PM)its mor... Oct 27 2004, 01:50 AM Oreo_bro QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 26 2004, 10:50 PM)how bou... Oct 27 2004, 02:45 AM sammi rules you QUOTE(xpLiCitsmuRfette @ Oct 26 2004, 9:55 PM... Oct 28 2004, 08:33 AM waccoon QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 28 2004, 9:33 AM)ooh... Oct 28 2004, 08:45 AM lilxroxy holy gayness. @@ Oct 28 2004, 08:56 AM kyuubi319 ahaha, lmao, i think there's a few people I wa... Oct 28 2004, 04:07 PM literemix24 ROFLMAO ahhas thaz sho funnie. Buh then again..I... Oct 28 2004, 05:42 PM faithin_felix hmm, let me go try that tommorow. Oct 28 2004, 09:03 PM jeanna sammi, i swear to god, i am so offended by this st... Oct 29 2004, 11:33 AM
tweeak QUOTE(jeanna @ Oct 29 2004, 11:33 AM)sammi, i... Jan 8 2005, 11:44 PM wind&fire this is satrical.... it doesnt mean to pose an off... Oct 30 2004, 12:16 AM DaTru KataLYST Thanks sammi.
The guidelines worked.
Thanks... Oct 30 2004, 01:12 AM tweeak nicki showed me this i am cackling insanely Jul 21 2005, 12:11 PM |
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