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 Aug 19 2004, 01:07 PM
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 creepy heather  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580  |
Mine is when chris rock was on Oprah
"You think Michael Jackson looks scary now? Just wait 4 months after he's been in jail and his fro grows out and the crayola people haven't been doin' his makeup"  i thought that was hilarious, it's not word for word, just what i remember of itWhat's yours? 
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Oct 22 2004, 02:21 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 42 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,520 |
LOL. That's not from Oprah, it's from his newest HBO special, "Never Scared." One of my other favorite Chris Rock quotes are "When I'm staring at my daughter, and I'm kissing her, and I'm hugging her, I realize that my only job in life is to keep her off the pole." (he is referring to exotic dancing poles)
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Heathasm Favorite Newest Quotes Aug 19 2004, 01:07 PM
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